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I use to believe that " student driver "
Was a taxi driver that was a student , one day we were in a taxi when I asked the driver if he goes to my grade 1 class

Smart kid
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I thought a working girl just meant any girl/woman who works and I wondered why it was considered a bad thing..

Dietrich Corby
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up until recently I thought intern was just another word for a secretary (I'm 27 btw)

Axecutioner
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When I was young, my mom was an accountant. Every quarter she'd stay at work until very late to "look for money that went missing in the books" I had always pictured my mom running around a library shaking out the pages in actual books, so the missing money would fall out.

Anon
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So my dad was Nicaraguan and he knew how to sing really well so up until I was 7 I thought he was a Spanish singer then I went to work with him one day when I was sick and found out he was a mechanic

Roxanne Ortiz
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Because I rarely saw my dad, I used to believe that his job was to hang the sun in the mornings and the moon and stars at night.

Anon
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Until I learned that minor and miner were homonyms, I thought that the reason miners could not buy tobacco was because it would be dangerous to light a match around dynamite.

Dave
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Being a princess was a real profession

victoria
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Up until I was about 9 I believed that my dad bent bananas for a living because that's what he told me! He actually worked in a fruit and veg warehouse and his company logo was a banana! Lol

Sarah
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I used to believe that whenever my parents were going to work they went to a huge building where all the other grown-ups went to have a huge party.

Rachel
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When I was a about four or five I wanted to be a priest, because they only had to work on Sunday. My parents didn't correct me. Neither did the archbishop.

Anon
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i used to believe that when i grew up i was going to become the wheel of a truck

Anon
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i used to believe i had a very important job at my dads office. i ran around trying to get all the "special" orders out to all the elfs.

Anon
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I used to think that Lawyers were being called liars. I suppose some still do, but I didn't know it was a profession at the time.

Def
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my dad can balance things on his nose, like broomsticks and chairs. when i was little i used to be so fascinated by it. when i was about five, he jokingly told me that he learnt the skill as a clown in the circus.
i believed him until i was 15!

Anon
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When I was little I used to believe that all books were handwritten and to be an author you had to have perfect handwriting. I also thought that if you wrote a book you had to write out every single copy ever sold.

Emily
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My mom used to tell my brother and I that she went to mean school and graduated at the top of her class so she could work as a mean mom. I always thought I'd go to mean school too.

Anon
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I used to believe there was a tiny man in the ATM that would take/send the money. I thought he'd just sit in there counting money all day.

Saika
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When I was little I thought that there were men who worked under the ground walking under the streets turning on the street lamps one by one and then turning them off again in the morning. I used to think I'd hate that job and all that walking! haha

Laura
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I used to believe that only people who's first name was "doctor" could be a doctor. I was heavily disappointed with my mother for not naming me doctor.

Bradi
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