kids

When I was fairly young, my sister and I were playing a game with a friend. We were pretending to be spies or something of the sort and were coming up with some pretty ingenious ways to eradicate evil-doers. One of these methods involved us skidding around the drive as we pretended to dice up the bad guys with our imaginary "roller blades" after incapacitating them.
As a six year old who only ever used traditional skates, I never questioned the logic behind why we all thought the wheels on roller "blades" were actual "blades", thus capable of being used in a lethal manner.

I used to think that my life was a book. And i would sort of write it in my mind whatever i was doing. like say my friend said something. in my head it would just be like "hi." said Samantha. yeah i know i was pretty wierd

I used to think that if i put my barbies into the sink while they were wearing their swim suits, they would start swimming!! Then they didn't swim so i got discouraged. a few years later i started reading catalogs with beach outfits for the dolls stating: "do not place dolls or outfits in water" and I thought that my barbie pool party incident had been broadcast on the news!

I used to believe everyone were robots once I saw an old man covered in tubes. I assumed that they had hologram skin and stuff, so I would repeatably poke people. then to prove that everyone else were robots I would tell people with fake arms or legs that thier holograms were acting up.

I believed that I was a fairy, when I was little. I thought that any day I would come upon the portal to fairy land. I thought that my mom was really a fairy up in fairy land, and my earth mom wasn't my real mom. I thought my fairy mom was the queen of fairy land, and she had sent me to earth when I was a baby, to save me from the evil witch who was taking over. I believed that one day I would return and rule the kingdom. :)

I used to think my life was a video-game like Mario or Zelda so I would jump on peoples heads or hit them with sticks to win the game....of course I never won.....

Of course, when you're little, it's only natural to believe that the world revolves around you. I took this to an extreme, however. I used to think that my life was a little like the Truman Show (before it existed) - everyone knew me and the people I met were only pretending not to. People were assigned to be my friends. No-one liked me. My family had to put up with me as a punishment.

On one level I knew this was ridiculous, so one day I devised a cunning plan to find out for sure. In a fight with my sister I screamed "Everyone in the world knows you and hates you and we all have meetings about you when you're asleep to talk about you!". For sure, if it wasn't true, she'd just call me stupid. "No way!" she cried, "that's what we do with you!".

Well, you all know that I know, so you can stop it now.

When I and my brother were young, we believed that the world was like a tv show and we were the main characters. Just like tv, everything was about us. As far as we knew, those people who were with us existed only as long as they were with us. If they went home, they disappeared and only existed again when they were on "our show". Eventually, though I don't know at what age, we realized that people had real lives and existed outside of our presence.

i used to believe that -after watching toy story- that all my toys came alive at night or when i wasn't looking. one night i could sleep cause i had just got a very scary looking doll that i thought was going to kill me if i fell asleep.

I was adopted...

When i asked where i came from, my mom would always say i was a gift from God in heaven.. one day i pondered this (I was about 4)... and replied...
"well then what did he do? Just throw me down here or something?!?!"

Once i believed i was a cat, i would get down on floor with our cat and i would eat her food and drink milk from a bowl on the floor and i used to walk, meow and purr at people.

When I was younger we used to own Wheel of Fortune for our computer. When ever I won the game I would pick the Limo prize that was offered and, excitedly, look through the phonebook for limo companies to choose.

I used to believe that everyone on this planet where dolls controlled by a little girl up in the sky and we all had keys in our backs, so when we would sleep she would wind our keys back up, and as i had dolls i thought i controlled their life!

I know I was and still am a weird kid, I'm only 14!

My mom would let me play with Play-Doh sometimes when I was little. When I was finished playing, I would pack the Play-Doh in its container. My mom would always warn me to put the lid on tight, so "the Play-Doh won't draw ants." I always wondered how in the heck my blob of Play-Doh could draw pictures of ants.

When I was fairly young, my sister and I were playing a game with a friend. We were pretending to be spies or something of the sort and were coming up with some pretty ingenious ways to eradicate evil-doers. One of these methods involved us skidding around the drive as we pretended to dice up the bad guys with our imaginary "roller blades" after incapacitating them.
As a six year old who only ever used traditional skates, I never questioned the logic behind why we all thought the wheels on roller "blades" were actual "blades", thus capable of being used in a lethal manner.

When I was 6 (I had my own room then) I used to have this toy clown hanging over my head in the front of the bed. it looked alot like the candyman with a huge grin on its face, I always thought it was getting closer to my face when I slep or it was moving so I kept the balnket over my face. Its been long since than (Im 12 now) and I threw that thing out . I still dont like clowns today

When I was little I LOVED Barney. My mom had took me grocery shopping with her when I found a little Barney stuffed animal. I begged her and begged her for it. When I seen it.. I couldn't believe it! I was in shock, I mean BARNEY.. here! FOR SALE! She looked at the price and put it back. She mumbled something about getting a knock off that looks the same but is cheaper. I insisted I do not want that one, I want THIS one. She Didn't realize I wanted THAT one because that one would come to life like Barney does, but the cheap knock-off wouldn't.