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For a long time I drove my mom nuts because I didn't want to get rid of any of my clothes. What I never told her is that I didn't want to hurt their feelings by making them feel unwanted. For some reason, I anthropomorphised my clothes, not my dolls.
When I was little, I thought people disappear when you close your eyes. So I'd try to catch them while they are "disappearing" like I'd close one eye and open the other one to peek and see if they'd actually disappear. I got tired when they're too fast for me.
thought toothpicks were made by spinning down one whole tree to make 1 toothpick
(My mom's still mad about this)
When I was little my favorite line from the bible went somewhere along the lines of "better things than this you will do..." concerning Jesus's miracles and humans ability to do the same.
So I was always trying to do ridiculous stuff because Jesus said could, or at least that's what I thought.
Now, I'm not really sure if I used this as an excuse or if I was serious, but when I in kindergarten, I'd convinced my friends to follow me into the bathroom and flood it for me. We RUINED the plumbing by flodding all the toilets and the sinks and wasting all the paper. When my mom asked me why I did it, I told her that I was trying to walk on water.
I used to beilieve I was an alien! LOL! God knows I was wierd enough...
I used to believe there was a limited amount of words you could speak in your whole life, and when you used them all up, you could never talk again. I used to say everything in the shortest amount of words possible, and even ignore stupid questions so I could save words for when I was older.
i belived that there was a parade under my pillow that i could never see or catch but i could hear them so i thought, i now realize that it was just the d\rusteling of my hair and the brushing of my eyelashes against the pillow
One Easter my family and i were having a dinner at our house. We had my baby cousin there and my mom kept asking her were the easter eggs were on the " Happy Easter " decoration we had hanging up. Being a little kid and wanting the attention i replied " i can show you where there are real chocolate easter eggs "..i asked everyone to follow me to the back yard and pointed to a couple of dog crap piles. Everyone laughed and remind me every easter of the " Chocolate Easter Egg " incident.
I used to think that everone but me were aliens in disguise from another planet and they were doing an experiment on the other species -me.
I once told my brother that every day the spark monsters from electrical boxes around the city would decide on a person to come out and kill. It was his day next week. He believed me.
i used to believe that the white foam on the surface of the ocean were unicorns trying to escape.
I used to wonder whether or not any of the world was real. I thought that I was either an insane mental patient who was living only in his mind, or that all the other people in the world were actors.
I thought way too much.
In elementary school, my friends and I had this weird relationship with the monkey bars. There were about 10 bars going up really high but we could reach the first one in first grade. So go figure, we assumed that every bar you reach was what grade you should be in. It didn't help that I was the shortest one so that in fourth grade, I could only touch the second bar. My friends were always just barely touching the fifth bar.
i used to think till i was 10 or so that i could see bacterias,
who by the way were trying to predict the future for me by forming patterns
of the future
,which were actually the things floating around in the eye(i am still
not sure wht they are,but i know everyone else has them!),and
decided to become a doctor,i could diogonise anytning couldnt i??
i also thought that if you wore white completely including everything underneath
you would slowly start to disappear because you were turning into an angel!
yeah i had the white-o-phobia for a considerable period of time.
I used to believe if I jumped up and down in place,the earth would rotate under my feet,providing an easy mode of transportation.
when i was 10 i memerized the alphabet backwards so just in case someone kidnapped me and they would kill me if i didn't say it!!
After watching a tv programme (i think it was pokemon) wondered if the world was in a glass case and somewhere a little girl was watching everyone in her room as the glaas case belonged to her.
When me and my little brother (two years younger than me) were kids, we used to "go inside" the duvet covers, and there was like a whole world in there...wish I still had that imagination! Our parents must've thought we were mad, shuffling aorund in our duvets like idiots!
As a child i also used to believe that i could control time and that if i concerntrated hard enough i could make time fast forward by a week/month/year etc. I used to practice this regularly and really thought i was a time master.
When i was a kid i used to think my mum had robot clones because she always seemed to be in every room i went in, for example she would be in her bedroom then i would go down stairs and as if by magic she was in the kitchen yet i never saw her leave any of the rooms to get to the other.