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One Easter my family and i were having a dinner at our house. We had my baby cousin there and my mom kept asking her were the easter eggs were on the " Happy Easter " decoration we had hanging up. Being a little kid and wanting the attention i replied " i can show you where there are real chocolate easter eggs "..i asked everyone to follow me to the back yard and pointed to a couple of dog crap piles. Everyone laughed and remind me every easter of the " Chocolate Easter Egg " incident.

MmM Chocolate Easter Eggs
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When I was little I used to beleive that we were all fisher price toys controlled by giants. That they would play with us and that is how we lived. When we were asleep I thought that the giants stopped playing with us and when we were dead was when they threw away the toys. I always looked for them in the sky and I would look behind my to see if I could catch them picking me up.

Anon
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I used to (and kind of still do) believe that the entire universe is just the imagination of a little kid in some other place- if that makes any sense.
She'd imagine everything about our world, and she wished and convinced herself so hard, that she actually started believing that we're really here- and we're all just a part of her mind.
Another theory I had, was that all my years in life is just a dream, and when I wake up after I die, I'll be in some sort of "simulation game of life in the past" kind of thing, and it'd be sometime in the future.
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I don't know if i made any sense just now.

Anon
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when i was in kindergarden i had a friend who told me that all girls should like boys that i should have a crush on someone.of course this was back when boys where icky so i thought i was wierd. so when she asked if i had a crush, i said the frist boy i thought of. and she told him, so i thought that means i needed to like another boy. i told her someone else and (of course) she told him. this went on til i had named every boy in our class.

Danya
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I used to think going to another country by airplane meant going to another planet. I was happy.

Anon
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I thought I could grow wings by jumping off of things a lot.

Anon
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I used to think that we were humans living in a giants world, and we were little ant's and that when someone died that the giant had stood on me

lyndsay
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I used to believe that i am the omly boy on the planet and the otheres were aliens! I thought that somewhere was a girl that I had to rescue, and that i had to make the alens go away so the the planet would be free!!!

Gainusaaa
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My friend used to think that we were all dolls and somebody was just moving us around, making us go to school or work, etc.

A person with a weird friend
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i used to belive that there was a giant in the sky and we were dolls in his doll house and he was making me speak

cati
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When visiting Versailles in France, I was very sleepy and wanted to go to sleep. Spying a large, fluffy bed, I immediately ask the docent whose bed it is. She replies that it belonged to the King of France, to which I ask when he will return. Upon learning that there is no King, I hautily declare to a crowd of French tourists that "Someday I shall be King of France." To this day this has been my ultimate goal in life. I expect to see the guilotine within a week of my coronation!

Blake
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When i was 7 or 8 My friend and i were convinced that we were lost aliens that had been kidnapped by our parents from a crashed spaceship. We drew up escape plans and plotted to return home one night when the ship came to get us. It didn't, so i suppose i'm not.

Dave.
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i used to believe we were all a science project and we lived in some dudes suitcase and thsts why space is black

Anon
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I used to believe when I was little that I was the only person truly alive and when I would leave the room time would stop and they would freeze in place and come unfreezed and come see me for my convience!

Leah
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I used to believe that i was the only real person in this world,like a computer generated one, and when i was not looking the people "dissappeared" to save "megabytes", and when i did see them, they would "power on" and act all real now. that has allll changed :)

Jensen
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When I was little, maybe 6, my dad convinced me that I ran on batteries and that sleeping was really when he took out my batteries and charged them. I'm 15 now and still think that if I don't get enough sleep then my batteries won't charge

Shealyn
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When me and my little brother (two years younger than me) were kids, we used to "go inside" the duvet covers, and there was like a whole world in there...wish I still had that imagination! Our parents must've thought we were mad, shuffling aorund in our duvets like idiots!

Anon
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I used to think that I was a robot made especially for my mom and dad, and that eventually something would happen to me that would prove it (I would get cut and not bleed, or bleed the wrong color, etc.) I guess it was because of that tv show that was on when I was little about the girl robot.

Devon
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When i was around ten yrs.. I thought everything i did was filmed and that there was a channel named Robin (my name) . . Great personal life huh..

Robin
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There used to be a clothing store called Young World in the place I live in... and my best friend and I believed that if you drove by the store and looked at it that you would be turned back into a baby. So whenever we drove by this store we always ducked down until we past it.

Me
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