toys

I used to think that my Barbies were just actresses who would do anything a kid wanted, and they really liked it when I would make one kiss another one.

ClaireRat

I used to believe that when I went to sleep, my Barbie dolls would make out and plot to kill me.

ClaireRat

I used to belive that barbies were really small elfs and they had sex at night. And then thats why every morning Ken had a big smile and his pants were down.

But then i found out that it was my little brother who was gay and wanted to see it.

Short Dick

I used to believe that my dolls' hair grew just like everyone else's hair. My mom was really mad when I gave one of my dolls a haircut. I figured out why when the hair never grew back!

Barbara

I used to believe that my toys had feelings and I didn't want to make them feel bad by playing with some more than others. So, I was always careful to spend equal time playing with the toys I didn't like to make sure none of them felt bad or thought I didn't like them.

Barbara

When i was 5 i had a best friend lived next door she was 4. She had a much older sister, she was like 15. Well her sister was really mean,and abnoxious. So one day she decided to kill her sister's favorite ken doll. Her sister used to believe that they were real people and was devestated, because his head was ripped off and couldn't be fixed. So we buried him and had a fuernal with all the other dolls. We even wore black. She marked his grave and everything.

Anon

I used to believe that whenever I left my room all my toys came to life and had a party, and whenever they heard somebody approaching, they all jumped back to their places. I was so desperate to catch them in the act, it resulted in several days of me creeping down the hallway trying not to make any noise, in order to catch my stuffed animals partying!

Party in Kelly's room

When my sister was about 5 years old she thought that Ceefax was a perfectly acceptable name for a teddy bear. I don't know what happened to Ceefax but he had that name for many years.

Darryl

When I was little, I asked my older brother where all my matchbox model cars disappeared to. He told me that they ended up in a big glass jar on our roof, and I spent days standing in the back garden gazing longingly upwards

Manny Lee

i used to think my toys were alive. i thought that when i left my bedroom they would get up and talk to eachother, and do chores and go to work, you know the usual stuff people do.i used to leave my barbies in a particualr order and remember it so when i came back if they had changed places it was true!
my brother who is 3 years older knew i thought this and would rearange them, so i believed this until i was about 9!

mimi

When I was little my mother had me and my sisters believe that play do was illegal in Rhode Island, which is my hometown. So we never bought it.

Anon

When I was about 6 or 7, my friend and I used to think stuffed animals were alive. We would even stand outside my bedroom door, hiding, to see if they would move. I was convinced that I had heard one breathing!

rachel

I used to think that my favourite stuffed animal, a rabbit, was able to fly. One day when I was at my Granparents, I left her (my bunny) on the kitchen hanging lamp. When I got back she was three feet away behind the washer and dryer! My Granpa was also astonisished and I still don't know how she got there to this very day!

Talia

I used to believe that all my stuffed animals were alive, and that they talked to eachother when I left the room.

Michelle

WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I ONCE LOOKED ON THE LABEL OF MY TEDDY. IT SAID "MADE IN ENGLAND". I AT ONCE ASKED MY MUM WHERE "ENJLAND" WAS, AND BELIEVED IT WAS WHERE THEY MADE THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.

SANTA CLAUS

I always felt as though my stuffed animals had feelings. I knew they weren't alive, but I was afraid that if I spent too much time with one, the others would get jealous. And I never could give any of them away, being afraid that I would hurt their feelings. This was all before Toy Story ever came out as well.
I don't feel that way anymore, except I still can't bring myself to get rid of any of them..

Topo Starlight

I used to believe that the notice "batteries not included" on a gadget or toy meant that it didn't need batteries - as if it ran on magic or something. I thought toys like that sounded great, and I was bothered that my parents never bought me one.

Anna