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I thought the phrase "At one's disposal" meant you should dispose of the person or thing.
I thought that "shit" was just a rude way of saying "stuff", rather than specifically meaning fecal matter, due to how people say things like "I don't have time for this shit."
When I was thirteen, I thought that FTW stood for Fuck The World.
I used to believe that Spanish and Italian were the same language;Spanish was for boys and Italian for girls
I used to believe that accord was short for accordion
I used to think that the word pizzazz was something to do with pizza.
When I was 4, I used to think LMNOP was one letter, Ellemenopee. I used to sing like this:
I used to think that foreign languages were only spoken by people of that nationality and everyone else just had to speak English.
I used to think gladiators were meant to be some sort of alligator.
I used to think Art Deco was Aunt Deco, and wondered who this famously artistic woman was meant to be.