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A friend of mine believed that your handwriting was based on the pen you used, so she would try to steal her mother's pen because her handwriting was really neat.

I thought when people said something was adjacent to something they were actually saying "a Jason to" and I always wondered why (I knew what the phrase meant just couldn't understand why it was called that)

— Bootlebatlanguage : speaking

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I used to believe that tourists and terrorists were the same thing.

I went to a day camp for two weeks when I was 7. It was run by school teachers and were called counselors, a word I didn't know. After several days of our classes being swapped around or not having certain ones, I was convinced the adults were "cancelers" because they were canceling the classes.

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I use to think that flipping people off meant "hi".

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When I was younger I would latch onto words I didn't know and try to figure out what they meant without asking. Bad words? No. Just boring ones. Like I always thought the word "behalf" was another word for one's behind. When someone would go before a crowd and say "On her behalf..." I was shocked they were allowed to talk about that in front of people! I knew it had to be a more acceptable form of that word because of that.

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I used to think that macabre was a fabric identical to mesh. I believed this until my first week of my senior year of high school.

— Tiffany Jean Greerlanguage : speaking

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I used to think "bacteria" was pronounced "vacteria" and "taste buds" was pronounced "taste fuds". Nobody ever corrected me :/

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As a kid every time I heard a person say "it's about time" I always replied "so what about it?"

— Eli the Kidlanguage : speaking

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When I was in preschool I was terrified of the letter "Z". When we practiced writing our letters I would come to the end of the alphabet, and start crying. I was scared because I was convinced I didn't know how to write it.

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When I was younger, I used to believe that you couldn't count backwards unless you said "Zero, Blast Off!" at the end.

— 3, 2, 1, 0, Blast Off!language : counting

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When I was little, I used to believe that when you "eavesdropped" on somebody it meant to drop Adam and Eve on them.

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when I was very little, I used to believe "bum" was a bad word. This was because my grandmother was from england. since they say "bum" and not "butt". I figured bum was equvilant to ass

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When I was younger, my parents somehow convinced me that when you felt like you had already done something before, you were having a m�nage � trois, instead of experiencing d�j� vu.

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Until I was about 8, I though my parents were calling an emergency vehicle "ambiliance" instead of ambulance, my nickname being Billy and my parents' mid-western pronunciation adding to the confusion.

— Bill N. - Raleigh, NClanguage : speaking

I used to believe it was bombfire. Not bonfire. Yeahhh, I found out when I was 14, and nobody even corrected me.

— Surprisedlanguage : spelling

i believed that at the end of any business deal made the person who was the deal maker would give the other guy a pair of new white socks. This is because when i first started to read properly and i tryed to read anything (the junk mail that came through the post) i kept misreading 'while stocks last' to 'white socks last' and to this day!! even putting that now i wanted to white socks last im 22.

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When I started middle school, I heard these guys calling each other "bastards." I thought they were saying "pastors." I wondered why calling someone a "pastor" would be a bad thing.

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When I was little, I thought people who speak foreign languages think in English, they just use different words when they spoke. I couldn't figure out why everyone didn't just speak English since everybody thought in English

I thought that Cul De Sac was one word "coldesack" because I had only heard it but never seen it written

— Samilton Duerheiserlanguage : speaking