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I use to think that there was some secret code to translate english into a different language so for the first semester of my spanish class i sat there wondereing when the teacher would teach us the code
In Brazil the word "twins" is gemeos, same word for horoscope too. I saw in the newspaper I was gemeos and argue with my mom what she made with my other brother.
i used to think that french was english backwards!
i used to think everyone in the world spoke english
whn i was about 5 i used to believe english was the easiest language to learn and couldnt understand y everyone did nt just speak english it would make life so much easier i contiued to believe this for another 6 years!!
I thought people who didn't speak English were just being difficult. I thought since words in other languages could be translated to english that people who spoke other languages could speak and understand english but just chose not to.
We had a dairy queen right next to a SunCoast (I think that's right, yellow jagged sign) Gas Station, so the signs were together on the same pole. I use to think that they meant the same thing since they were on the same pole (like SunCoast meant Dairy Queen in Spanish).. so whenever I saw a SunCoast gas station I would scream for my mom to stop and get ice cream.. I didn't figure out the different until I was 11 and we took a trip to Mexico and saw a dairy queen..
when I was just a little girl, we had the classic video of "the Wizard of Oz", but it had no suntitles (and english is not my first language). So I saw the video with my dad to explain to me, and at the end, when when the lion sings his kings' song, I asked him what the song is about. He told me he don't know, 'coz the song is in lions' language (and I stopped asking).
I used to think that as 'wee' meant 'yes' in French 'poo' must mean 'no'
Well, it made sense to me at the time ;)
I had a Mexican nanny when I was little who spoke some English but not much. Sometimes my mom would try and speak to her in Spanish, but rather unsuccessfully. I, however, had completely figured out how to translate anything English into Spanish by the age of three. My "translational" method (which I taught to my poor simple-minded mother) was that you just had to say "es" between all of your words. Example: "Felisa, es can you es es make es me es some es pasta es? Es thank es you!" I now understand the puzzled and worried look that she frequently gave me. Heheh, es silly me!
I used to think that every language used a different alphabet. Once I was in Frankfurt on stopover. All the airport signs had the german on the top and the english on the bottom. So i thought the german words were just english adjectives, despite the fact that the two languages were distinguisehed by different colors. Plus it did not help much that i did not see any signs that read a german word with umlauts over certain vowels or that letter which looks like a beta. Anyway I came across a sign for baths, and the german for bath is "Bad" (also in plural form). And since the german was over the english, I thought it was a place where you take not-so-good baths. Soon I joked, "you take bad baths in germany and good baths in america." I ended up taking german in college to fulfill the language distrbution requirement. I shared that story with my classmates and my instructors.
I used to think that every language used a different alphabet. My family is indian,and the languages spoken in india for the most part did not use the same alphabet. When I was around 8 or 9, i found out that French, german, spanish, italian, swedish, polish, etc also use the roman alphabet.
i used to think that the language pig latin was called pig latin because it was used by pigs
since I live in CANADA i used to think that every country had two offical languages and that every primary school student had to lear both of them like I had to learn french and english.
I used to believe that no matter what language any other person spoke i thought they would understand me if I spoke my english slower! Of course i have now found out that that isnt the case.
Well, my grandmother on my mother's side sometimes used Japanese words, since she knew Japanese before any other language. She used to talk to my mom and she'd say something along the lines of "That (thing here) is so kawaii" Kawaii in Japanese is "cute". I didn't understand that until later, but I did understand that "Kawai" was the brand name of the same grandmother's piano. I started crying when she said that I was kawaii, because I thought she would make me into a piano. I was about five.
i used to belive that a german sheperd dog could only understand german and , chows could only understant chinese. so you could imagine my confusion when we got a mixed bread dog(german sheperd?chow). i cried and was upset for about a month thinking that my dog would never understand what i said to him.i soon got over this when i told him to sit down and he did.(then again i also thought that i had just invented a new language.
One day, a teacher of mine told the class that she overheard a couple with a newborn talking about the baby.
She told us the mother said, "I'm glad we're not Chinese."
The father goes "Why?"
The mother says, "Because if we were, we would have to teach the baby Chinese."
The father believed the mother.
Wow. That. Is. Sad.
I used to tell my brother I spoke this foreing language which was very hard (I made it up as I went) and he actually believed me for a long time!
when i was real young and stupid, i used to think that the only reason people spoke different languages is because they couldn't say all of the english words right.