i used to believe

Established in 2002 and now featuring 75710 beliefs!

sections

animals
at home
bad habits
body functions
body parts
death
food
grown-ups
kids
language
make-believe
media
music
nature
neighbourhood
people
religion
school
science
sex
the law
the past
the world
time
toilets
transport

speaking

Show most recent or highest rated first.

page 27 of 60

< 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26  27  28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 >


I believed that certain words were pronounced one way when spoken and silently pronounced another way when read. For instance the nut "pecan" was pronounced with a short e in the first syllable and a an aah sound in the second one, but when read it was silently pronounced as pee-can. This is probably too complicated to explain but it was one of my rules.

Stephen
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

When i was little my mum used to say "i'm not jet-propelled, when we were asking for things, and i wondered who he was.

Je'prepelled (a super guy)
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I heard someone say, "mother-in-law", or "brother-in-law", etc. I thought they were talking about more than one person in general. I thought they were saying, "mother and all", or "brother and all", etc.

Anon
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe the word(s?) 'make-believe' was supposed to be 'maple leaf'. I always said 'I watched my favorite cartoon today. But its just a maple leaf story'.

Kristina
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

i used to believe that when people said "pardon me" that they were actually saying "part of me". i could never figure out what that was supposed to mean.


score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

hahahah i am 15 years old, almost 16. my friend melanie is a little older than me, i believe she is 16.....she has always had the toughest time with words; not a really widespread vocabulary.

she calls me up the other day and tried to ask me for advice about something. and she said: "YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE THING IS ASSINYING"

like ass-in-eye-ing. she got it mixed up with assinine. i guess she thought people were saying assinyin'. ahahaha

elle
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

Once I had a most embarassing experience as a kid at my big sister's school at a game one time. And it was a booboo that many people wouldn't let me forget for a LONG time. I referred to some cheerleaders "waving their tampons around". That was because I was inclined to confuse the words "tampon" and "pompom". I even still do confuse them occasionally.

Brad
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

I always thought the saying was 'for crying allowed' instead of 'for crying out loud'.

Anon
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that a "Rear Admiral" was someone who watched scantily dressed people (like on a beach, for example) and admired their butts.

Kristin Renee
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

When my best friend's brother was around 7 or 8, he drove their whole family crazy with his endless chitter chater about anything and everything, so they him that he only had a certain amount of words he could use in his lifetime and if he went over that limit he'd never be able to speak again. Just imagine the stillness that ensued after this episode.

Oops!
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was 10, I visited my aunt and uncle in the city for a week, they lived in a condominium. Back at home My mom and I were walking back home from Church and I told her "When I grow up I want to live in a condom!" My mom explained the correct word 'condo'. But she never did say why she blushed when I pronounced it wrong.

Shalindria
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

I often heard people being called dirt bags and wondered what that ment, until one time I was visiting an aunt that had an apple tree in her garden. She was having a problem with moose eating the tree so she tied white bags with dirt in them too a rope fence around the base of the tree. It scared the moose away. I naturally assumed these were dirt bags but never could figure out why you would consider a person to be one.

missa
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was rather young, my friend and I thought we could speak with British accents as if it was a whole different language, and we wrote it differently. All as were to be substituted for os, so bath became both (pronounce bawth). The opposite was also true; all os became as. So "Let's go" would become "Let's ga (gay)."

We used to speak in this manner around our parents, thinking they couldn't understand a word that we said. And of course, we had cracked a code; everyone wrote their words with these alternate spellings in England.

Nat sa British Noncy
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to think "understood" meant you didn't understand, because "under" means down. My mom would scold me and say, "Am I understood?" and I'd sheepishly reply "no", which got me 5 minutes in the corner every time for being a "smartmouth". One day, I heard someone use "understand" and "understood" in the same sentence, and it clicked.

Jamie
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was about 8, my dad and I watched an old movie he'd seen as a kid. He mentioned having a crush on the young actress in the movie when he was younger, and said he would have "given his right arm" to go on a date with her. For the life of me, I couldn't understand why she'd want his right arm anyway.

Jamie
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was younger I heard the word manure used (my mother and most nearby relatives had gardens), but had never seen it written. When I finally saw it I failed to connect the spoken word with what I was reading, so I gave it my own pronunciation: man'yer. It took a while to dicsover the mistake.

Charles
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

when people would say "no offence" i thought it meant don t build a fence between us if you don t like what i m about to say.

Anon
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

my sisters friend is form finland and having only heard the word infantry thought it was an infant tree, liek a tree full of infants.

numa numa
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

when i was little I didn't know about prefixes on words being able to be attached to other words and got double barrelled words mixed up. I always wondering why multi-storey car parks weren't multi-coloured.

Heather
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to think that an episode was an episoda, and that it was a kind of soda that made you sick when you drank it (epi meaning EPIdemic). I got upset when somebody was talking about that funny episode of Spongebob, thinking that they were jerks to think that Spongebob with a disease was funny.

Anon
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down


I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2020 Mat Connolley, another Iteracy website.   privacy policy