speaking

When I was a kid, isntead of "bra" i used to say "Boobytucker" and instead of "hamburger" i used to say "hangaburger" :)

Kay

I used to think that "Rape" and "Cape" were somehow one and the same.

J

When I was younger, I thought that Babylon was pronounced "Baby - lon".

Anon

When I was like 10 I read the word hibiscus and I thought it was pronounced hi-buck-shu-us and asked what it was and eventually my sister read what it really was and they still make fun of me now! :(

Katie Lyn

I used to beieve that "play it by ear" was play it by year.

Alex

When I was in 7th grade I remember reading something or other on organisms with our Life Science, and this Special Ed. girl had just moved into it, and right in the middle of a paragraph she said, 'Most orgasms can move." boy...Mrs.Collins looked suprised at that one!

SillySiggy

I used to believe that when people couldn't hear that they were "death" not deaf!

audnick

I thought Suitcases were Soupcases!

Anon

This one is not mine, it's my oldest daughter's... When she was about two, we were driving somewhere (I think I was taking her to the McDonald's for a treat), and she was very excited, and kept saying, "Look for it, Mommy, look hard...", to which I told her I was looking hard, and asked her if she was looking, and she said yes, but she didn't see the McDonald's. I told her that we would see it soon, and told her, "Keep your eyes peeled, and you'll find it," to which she replied, "But Mommy, I DON'T WANT to peel my eyes! That would hurt reawwy bad!" I laughed so hard I nearly had to pull the car over.

Hannah's Mommy

I used to think loot bags were called loop bags.

Anon

I thought I invented the word yesterday

DW

I used to believe that if I spoke any sort of gibberish I'd actually be speaking some secret spell that would unleash bad things (monsters, plagues, death) upon the world.

Sarah

I thought "unrest" was the opposite of rest. And, since I hated resting, I thought it was a good thing.
I also thought "uneasy" meant "hard" or "difficult".

Anon

Stereotypically, I used to think that all Indians used the phrase 'oh my God' in just about every sentence.

Anon

I used to think remote control cars were actually called remo-contro cars. maybe because people were saying it too fast.

Anon

I used to believe that the phrase "next door" was pronounced "next store". I still say "store", even though I'm 15.

DarkDan

i thought that weed eaters were called we deeters

Anon

I used to believe that "thistles" was actually "fistles".

Cris

My neighbours little boy spent one very hot summer on the beach with his father- who every time a pretty girl went buy used to say "Get 'em off, get 'em off - show us what you've got". One winter evening there was a fluttering at the window and the boy asked his father what it was and the father replied that it was a moth looking for the light - the boy then asked "What - a getamoth?" - Out of the mouths of babes .....

Patricia

I used to think genre was pronounced "jen - er". Sometimes I still pronounce it that way by accident.

Jener