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I thought when someone was described as being "mild-mannered" it meant they didn't have very good manners

— Samilton Duerheiser

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I had always thought 'laminacs' were crazy lambs. I was a special kid.

— Matthew Cabral

when i was 10 ,i used to think that " uranus " is a planet. but actually it's not anymore. it means your anus .

— Steven - Thailand

When my sister was very young she asked "Is good Friday next Thursday?" and my daughter, when she was a toddler, told us "I aways clean my teeth, sometimes, never."

— StevieC

When I lived in Nairobi, Kenya as a high school kid, we went out to dinner one night with another family that had a little 5 year old kid. He was extremely excited in the car ride to the restaurant, which nobody understood, until we got there and he was instantly bewildered, then crushed. "What? This isn't a CARNIVAL!" he whined. The name of the restaurant was The Carnivore.

Poor kid; he had it wrong all along!

— Mzungu mama

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