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Several miles south of my house is a town with high street lights. So, at night, there is a straight dotted line of lights on the horizon. At the same time of me noticing it, I was annoyed with the "patrols" at our school who were crossing patrols. Almost everyone was a patrol. So, one night, when a friend came over, i told her that the patrols were aliens. A ufo would take them from the school to the party where the lights were and they'd peel off their skins and party and talk about us. She spent the entire night in fear. I was a cruel child.

britishbroccoli
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i used to believe that a volcano was an upside-down UFO in disguise

Sally
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I used to believe that aliens had really, really good hearing, and that if I hummed the right notes in the right order, they would interpret it as a sign that I wanted to be abducted, and they would come and take me, but they could only take me if I was alone...

C-Duck
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at primary school on of my good mates believed there was a gigantic metal bird living under the school field and once a year it would come out and try to kill everyone but he was devising a master plan to stop the metal bird, he must have succeded cos i never saw the bird

morley
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At night, I used to not want to sleep in my bedroom because I was convinced microscopic aliens lived in my clothes and would come out when I was sleeping.If they came out,they run up my bed and stuff my clothes in my mouth.Suprisingly enough I never went into a mental hospital...

RAERAE
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I have a phobia of E.T. ever since watching the film when I was 7 years old. I used to believe he was hiding behind the curtains in my bedroom.
AND I'M STILL SCARED OF HIM TODAY!

Nichola
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When I was about 5, I thought my parents were secretly somebody else and shared "alien" secrets behind my back. I got over this wierd phase very soon. But for some reason still wondered a little while after.

James the Great
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i have this mark on the back of my thighs that looks like a pinkish plug socket, and my sister used to always tell me that i was adopted (and i believed her b/c i didn't look much like my family. i'm the only one out of 8 w/ blonde hair)so anyways i would ask her who my real family was and she would tell me that i was an alien and everynight when i was sleeping they would come plug me in w/ the mark on my thigh.

ashley
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when i was in 2 grade my friend zoie was in 5 and she told me mister zimmermzn was an alain and of corse i belived her and was the girl that had a crystilized bug collectionand for 3 years i was afarid of mister z because i think he will brainwash us and send us to his home planet

brittany
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I used 2 think that my mom and sister were aliens that were always scamming an evil plot against me every time that i left the room, but every time i came in the room they had already put there human skin on and were back to acting normal. The sad thing is.....i still believe this!!!! lols

Lizzay!!!!!!
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my sister made me believe that if you didn't have a birth mark you were an alien, this was ok for me as i did but my other sister didn't, she thought for 2yrs that she was an alien, we even had a photo of her being "left" on this planet

hannah
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I used to believe that everything I said was being transported into space, and if the 'aliens' out there heard it, they would know where eart was, so they could come and kill all of us. I was not a very talkative child.

The Gremlin
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When i was little, i went to my baby-sitter's house who happened to have her own place. Her boyfriend came over and we watched a scary movie about aliens or monsters or something of the sort coming out of things including the walls. My bed at home was pushed up against a wall and i was convinced that if i touched the wall at all while i was sleeping an alien would come out and get me. I still feel weird to this day sleeping next to a wall.

Sassy Nassy
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Being an evil older sister, I convinced my 6-year old little brother and his best friend that the static noise heard on the radio was actually "E.T. the extraterrestrial" trying to communicate with them. The two of them spent an entire afternoon attempting to talk to "ET" whilst I smirked in the background... the ruse ended when my brother's friend told his older brother about their productive afternoon - and was put straight.

Sara
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I used to think that roaches were aliens because it was hard to kill them. I'm still not so sure I was wrong.

Dev
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As far back as I can remember, my cousin would always comment on how I was an alien, then, like, a couple months later she made up a whole story about how I came to live on Earth (I guess this amused her)The worst thing is, I had came to believe her and when I had told my parents the WHOLE story, they started laughing, and telling me that it wasn't true. I was SO confused! (I guess this is how I became a blonde)(lol)

Dumb-blonde
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one time i thought i saw an alien in my room and i ran down stairs to find my mom then i walked outside and she found me.next day i found that i saw my stuffed bear

Jason
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when i was little i used to think that my parents were aliens (along w/ the rest of adults) cuz they acted so different then kids and i thought that when u werent watching they would take off their masks and start speaking different languages

jessica diamond
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When i was young i saw this movie where a lady had a zipper on her back and she unzipped it and dis alien came out. When ever i was near my mom i used to touch her back and run when she looked at me.

Anon
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when i was about 5-9 i used to think that life wasnt real and that we humans were just acting out a story that some alien mom was reading to her kid, and then when we went to sleep, she stopped reading for a little bit, and if anyone found out, thats why they died.

kim
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