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DONT ASK ME WHERE I GOT IT ...OR TAKE ANY OFFENCE....but when i first heard the words gay and lesbain I thought they were a type of aliens. Do you know how scared i was when i found out these "aliens" were on earth. I thought we were invaded
I was an easily frightened child... I used to think that there were aliens that would come late at night (I had very clear images of these aliens, which glowed in the dark.) However, I believed that they would only hurt you if they saw you. So I always slept with everything under the covers, even when it was really hot out, till I was pretty old. On other occasions, later on, I thought that perhaps the aliens could get me no matter what. For this reason I never opened my eyes after I had all the lights off. Not cause this would protect me; just so I wouldn't see them when they were about to kill me; I wanted to pass peacefully, and why scare myself when there was nothing I could do?
Wow, I was a fatalist child...
I thought I saw UfO's one night I thought they would take me away.
After watching a show on UFO's one night, I was scared of Aliens coming to get me, and I was afraid they'd come with thier Spaceship and abduct me. So every night for about 2 years I stare out the window, dead scared of A UFO landing, untill one nightI figured out I could close the shudders. Man, I was stupid!
When I was in year three (that's propably 4th grade to you americans :> )I was in my bed thinking about aliens (because my freind said they were from japan or something???) when the washing machine went off and I ran downstairs convinced it was an spaceship flying close to my window,and half opened the front door but I saw nothing ,by now I was completly convinced it turned invisible, so I ran to the living room and pleaded that my dad guard my room until I go to sleep.
When we were younger my cousin had me convinced that he came from a toothbrush planet and could change into a toothbrush at wiil. He explained that boys were blue toothbrushes and girls were pink. He made me swear never to tell anyone or he'd be taken back to his 'home planet!'
When I was little I used to love playing with an old radio (making strange noises). My little sister was convinced I was in a conspiracy with aliens.
I was petrified of E.T. and used to think my plug-in night light was his heart glowing at night but I was never brave enough to go over and turn it off!
We used to turn our walkie talkies on high at night and believed were communicating with aliens!
When I was about 5 years old, my cousin and I used to tell people that we were half "martians" and every year on our birthday they came and picked us up in the spaceship to take us to our "mars-parties" and we were gone for a month but to the "earthlings" it was only 1 day.
I used to believe that People who had wigs were aliens in disguse and once I went up to one and took off his wig to see if he had a green head underneath. Of course he didn't but I still go a clip round the ear!
When I was young, I believed that if I shined a high powered flashlight, like a MagLite, into the night sky, that I could signal UFOs and communicate. I would flash the light on and off into the sky, and think my message to the aliens, figuring that my blinking was translating my thoughts to a code the aliens would understand. My communications were generally invitations to come visit me.
I used to believe that everybody around me were aliens in human guise and that they were conspiring to take me with them, and "alienate" (in that other sense) me. I also thought they could read my mind, so I tried to blank my mind whenever I saw anyone staring at me suspiciously. And yeah, that included my parents and my big brother.
Whenever I went to bed, I use to believe that when i flicked my light on and off I would signal aliens.
When I was little I was watching Unsolved Mysteries and they did a show about aliens and Roswell. It scared me so much I was up all night crying because I thought aliens would kill us all. I was terrified of aliens for a long time after that. I couldn't watch Unsolved Mysteries for a long time either.
I used to believe that aliens would come and take me if I wasn't good to my parents
When i was a kid, i used to believe that when you point your finger at the moon,someone from the sky will cut your ears off.
I used to believe that ambulances were aliens and that whenever you got hurt they would come and take you away.
one time i was 8 i heard a loud bang at my window i was convinced it was an alien this went on for eight days until i found a tennis ball in my yard
When I was about 5 or 6, my older brother used to tell me all the time that he was really an alien, and that his real parents were going to come to take him home some day. He used to promise me that if I did what he asked me to do, he would put a good word in with his alien parents, and that maybe they would allow me to go back to their planet to visit. And if I didn't do what my big brother wanted, he would tell his parents how mean I was, and have them desolve me into a puddle of slime with their lazor guns.
Aren't big brothers great?
I'm still waiting for them to come take him away.