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When I was little I believed that aliens lived in our freezer. One day, as I opened the freezer to check if they were there, the timer on the oven went off and I ran right out of the house into the street. I thought they were going to attack me!

billie
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I used to believe that my parents were aliens and that after I went to sleep they would shed their human costumes.

Justin
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When I was about seven, I was convinced that Jesus was an alien for a while, and that all those miracles were just him using his advanced alien technology. I got into a long argument with my dad over that, and eventually he conceded that, yes, Jesus could have been an alien.

Matthew
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I used to see dust particles floating around and thought that they were tiny alien spaceships coming to invade the earth.

Micah Glenn
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I used to be convinced that there were bald-headed beige aliens outside my toilet window.

Phil
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