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You know how u call people aliens if they live in another country? At the time i thought the world only meant people from outer space. Since my mom and dad come from Greece, my bro told me that mom and dad are aliens. Being as gullible as i was i used to believe my parents were aliens.

My parents are aliens
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i used to believe aliens would suck me up the their spaceship when i was asleep so i would never fall asleep again

MRECMSR
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I used to believe that my entire life was a virtual simulator and that aliens that built the simulator were laughing at how goofy I looked just walking around in the middle of now where, doing akward things, and talking to nobody. I cant be sure thats not true....

silulation situation
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when i was little i used to think that everyone were aliens and that they were acting as if they were actually the people i knew. whenever they did something wrong or said something in their alien language, they would be zapped and instantly repalced with another alien person.

alien child
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We had a heater or a radiator (or somthing i dont actually know wat it was) and it used to shake and i thought tht an alien lived inside it and it was an alien pod. (we had just watched the discovery channel special on UFOs)

Abducted By Aliens 0902893435
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I used to believe that aliens would come into my bed at night and read me baby songs(and i still do!)

brittney banana
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top belief!

I used to believe that wen the doorbell rang it was the postman come to take my mum away to his space ship i only believed this because one day the post came my mum said here comes my alien, how was i supposed to know that she had sent of for an alien toy for me!!!

Alien dude
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When I was little I was convinced ET lived in our grage at night. So I would do anything possible to avoid going in there & when I did I would run in quick & ran back out before he came out. I still to this day don't like going in the grage at night because of that reason.

Dani The Great
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We used to have this weird vegetable steamer that looked a tad bit like a mini UFO. I always thought that it actually was one.
I was playing with it a few weeks later and broke it. I started crying and screaming because i thought the aliens would come out and eat me.
o_o

SALLYYYYYYYY
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I used to think that every person on Earth were put here by alians. That was why they were all different colors.

Assilem
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When I was in grade school a girl used to say she was an alien and she had this hair elastic that she called her pet alien Huke, she would use fishing wire to make it move so everyone thought it was really an alien animal.

When we got out of the 5th grade I finally concluded that she isnt really an alien, and she taught me the trick and gave me the elastic. I thought it was pretty cool lol. She was odd though.

Kat
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when i was 5 i used to think that everytime i close my eyes the people around me turned into aliens! so i went around with my eyes open all day long

oh no aliens!
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I was convinced that all grown-ups were aliens. The aliens had landed on earth and wore costumes that made them look human so they could take over the earth from within. When their children were born they would wear costumes too so they'd look like earth children but the problem was the zippers on the costumes had all got stuck and now they had no way of being able to tell who was a fellow alien and who was human or whether all the humans had actually died out because they didn't dare use anything more than the vaguest codes and could never be sure when they were talking to a human or a fellow alien.

localfreak
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When I was in high school I developed a theory that aliens had worked out a way to observe humans without us realizing it... they would push a button in their spacecraft that made it transform into the shape of a cloud. That way we would never suspect a thing! (Really, if they are smart enough to get to our planet in the first place...?)

MIranda
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top belief!

I used to believe that construction workers were aliens. They wore hard hats to disguise their antennae and when they finished the building they would fly back up to their planet in the bulldozers.

ghikplitsky
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When i was youngeer i used to believe that there were aliens outside of door.Well aliens and murderers. So whenever i heard a noise outside my door. I would lay flat as possible andput the covers over my head. It actually worked because one night my mom came in for my luandry and she didnt know i was under there. LOL

BananaWanna Koski
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I believed that the sound of a train in the night was actually a tiny train that "the aliens" had and would come into my room in the night and abduct me.

Jessie
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When I was little, Some other kid showed me a book. In the book it showed a picture of an alien and it said that aliens attacked a country. It was a fake book, but at the time I thought it was real. So when people said that there were no such thing as aliens, I corrected them and said that they were real, and I had proof.

luckyblackcats
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At one Point I was convinced all of our lives were actually just some movie being played for giant aliens. But, since it was an alien way of tape recording, somehow the movie was able to have all our lives at the same time...
...(like the trafalmadorians!)

Zeta
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When I was younger and Stayed at my friends houses, I used to think they were going to peel of their human skin and were really aliens!

Anon
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