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When I was little, I thought that my real parents were aliens and that they had to leave me here because they were at war (that's what my mom told me). So every night I would look out the window and hope that they would come back for me someday. I would cry about it a lot, wondering why they didn't want me anymore.

Colleen
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I used to believe that wen the doorbell rang it was the postman come to take my mum away to his space ship i only believed this because one day the post came my mum said here comes my alien, how was i supposed to know that she had sent of for an alien toy for me!!!

Alien dude
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My friend in kindergarten told me that if you thought about aliens, they'd sense it and come take you with them. She also told me she'd seen a spaceship in the mountains over our village and that they were watching us. I was really scared. Every time I accidentally thought about aliens, I'd be terrified that they would come and kidnap me. Come to think of it, I still feel a bit wary whenever I think about aliens...

Victoria
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I used to believe that fireworks were aliens in a galactic war, blowing eachother up. I never could understand for the life of me, why we would watch such carnage with awe?

Nahtiak
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I used to believe that eye-lash curlers were eye-ball eating aliens in disguise

Eliza
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My dad once told me that stars were really alien space ships orbiting the earth and if I looked at them for too long, they would detect me and come to abduct me. I don;t know why he told me this, but I was terrified and it took me several years to be able to look up at the stars for more then a second.

Heather
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I believed that I was an alien...everytime I heard the sound...weee.....weeee..... in my ears when it was really quiet, I thought they're trying to contact me.

Jane
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I used to believe that construction workers were aliens. They wore hard hats to disguise their antennae and when they finished the building they would fly back up to their planet in the bulldozers.

ghikplitsky
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one time i was 8 i heard a loud bang at my window i was convinced it was an alien this went on for eight days until i found a tennis ball in my yard

natasha chambers is fit
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I used to believe that ambulances were aliens and that whenever you got hurt they would come and take you away.

Lorraine the pain
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I used to believe that the Cardassians would come and get me. This is why a child should not watch Star Trek before a certain age. I?m 15 and STILL terrified of the aliens when the come on TV.

Anon
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when i was about 7 my mom showed me some grey hairs of hers. she told me they were alien antennas. it scared the mess out of me. i used to cry all the time because i couldnt believe my mom was an alien and i was half alien. i used to think one day i was going to walk in on my mom without her human costume on and for as long as i could remember i would yell to my mom and ask her whats she was wearing before going to talk to her or anything like that

tommy
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When I was young, my dad told me he was an alien from the planet Kevlar and his planet's greatest enemies were the aliens from Velcron.

Elia
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i have this mark on the back of my thighs that looks like a pinkish plug socket, and my sister used to always tell me that i was adopted (and i believed her b/c i didn't look much like my family. i'm the only one out of 8 w/ blonde hair)so anyways i would ask her who my real family was and she would tell me that i was an alien and everynight when i was sleeping they would come plug me in w/ the mark on my thigh.

ashley
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I used to believe that the purpose of satellite dishes was to attract aliens. Every time I walked past a house with one on, i would look to see if an alien was stuck to it!

Princess Buttercup
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I seriously used to think that the random noises made by the old plumbing in our house would just happen to be interpreted as alien speech by some nearby aliens and they would come to investigate and GET me.

Looking back on this one, I'm amazed not by how silly it was (after all, I was a kid at the time) but how amazingly complicated it was.

Michael Bertrnad
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When my brother was younger, my father and I told him that he was adopted and that we had actually found him in the yard, dropped off by aliens. We told him that one day the aliens would come back to take him back to his home planet. One night, my father went outside and shined a flashlight through the window on the ceiling. I told my brother is was the aliens returning to take him away. He darted under his bed and couldn't be coaxed out for a couple of hours. After that he rarely believed anything my fathr or I ever told him.

Michael
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When I was young my sister told me that aliens lived in the air vents. Every night when the air conditioner came on I was convinced that it was the aliens. I was terrified to sleep at night forever.

Anon
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I used to believe that everyone would definitely get abducted by aliens at least once in their life. Like it was a fact of life that just happened to everyone.

Matt
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I used to believe that aliens had really, really good hearing, and that if I hummed the right notes in the right order, they would interpret it as a sign that I wanted to be abducted, and they would come and take me, but they could only take me if I was alone...

C-Duck
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