i used to believe

Established in 2002 and now featuring 74797 beliefs!

sections

animals
at home
bad habits
body functions
body parts
death
food
grown-ups
kids
language
make-believe
media
music
nature
neighbourhood
people
religion
school
science
sex
the law
the past
the world
time
toilets
transport

father christmas

Show most recent or highest rated first.

page 4 of 35

< 1 2 3  4  5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 >


top belief!

I once got worried at Christmas that Santa would bring his reindeer down the chimney and into the house with him, and that the reindeer would poo on the carpet.

Anon
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

When I was younger I'd spend ages choosing what to leave out for Santa & Rudolf. In the end, I decided on Rice Krispies for Rudolf, because he "must get bored of carrots". On Christmas morning I was so excited when I saw that the Rice Krispies had been spilt everywhere, surely only Rudolf could have done that? Oh dear.

Anon
score for this belief : 4.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

My mom used to wrap our presents and put them under the tree as she bought them. This, of course, made my brother, my sister, and myself question the existence of Santa. When asked about it, my mom said that there were just rocks in the boxes and that Santa came around to put the real presents in on Christmas Eve. This was, apparently, a completely reasonable explanation for us that we accepted for years to come.

Jess
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

I used to believe that you need to hide from Santa Clause, cause my parents always told me to wait in the bathroom until he was gone :))

soja
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe Santa Claus was Santa CLAWS, and that he was going to attack me on Christmas Eve. I always locked my door to try to keep him out.

Chris
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When my sister and I were small, instead of leaving Santa cookies and milk we used to leave him cookies and beer. For some reason I never found this disturbing or unusual until many years later. I just thought that Santa was a beer drinker and never considered that it might be dangerous for him to drink and fly! He always left an empty beer bottle, a mess of cookie crumbs and great gifts so I'm sure he enjoyed it!

Stella
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe santa claus went into the stores and bought gifts for everyone. I also thought santa claus was a billionaire. I wished he was real so I can get anything I want without financal problems.

Anon
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

every night on chritmas eve for some reson i always have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, don't ask me why. but when i went my presents from "Santa" were always under the tree. i thought that Santa knew exsactly when i was going to use the bathroom so had to do my house faster than anyone else's house. good thing my parents put presents underthe tree before i used the bathroom,or i would have know when i was 4.

kylie bug
score for this belief : 4.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

When I was a little girl, I used to think that Daddy's turned into Santa Clause. My father dressed up as Santa one year.Later that day, I walked passed the bedroom and saw him taking the beard off. Instead of assuming Santa wasn't real, I just thought that he had turned into Santa.I just knew I had the Secret to Santa Clause. I told all of the kids at school.

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I believed there really was a Santa living in the North Pole until I was 15 (and found out by accident because of snooping in my parents' bedroom for something). All the santas at the mall and department stores were really his elves that he used magic on to make big and had great memory so they could tell the real Santa what we wanted when they magicked back to the North Pole every night.

Anon
score for this belief : 0.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

When I was little, I didn't believe that Santa and his elves made all the toys he gave. I thought that he sent out elves in disguise as humans to buy the toys at stores. My classmate Ryan had large ears, and I thought that he might be an elf because of this.

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

My dad is a police officer and works the night shift. When I was younger he had me convinced that he was Santa Clause and went to the North Pole at night to get ready for Christmas. I even told my friends at school.

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

I used to believe that thunder was Santa making toys.

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

Every Christmas we had parties at my grandparents and from when i was from about age 4 to 7 and i used to believe i talked to Santa Clause up the chimney. What i now know is, that 'Santa Clause' was actually my grandad upstairs with one walkie-talkie and the other inside a vase (with flowers) next to the fire place!! The family always joined in the fun, with uncles and aunties all running in saying that they have seen him on the roof! Great tip for youngters, it used to make my Christmas!

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

A method of discipline around Christimas time from my mother convinced me that Santa's elves were always watching me from behind clouds in case i did anything naughty.

Dani
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

Growing up in Florida, we didn't have much need for a fireplace. Fortunately, according to Mom, we had a great big hole in the wall, where the air conditioning filter was, so Santa could still get in the house from the roof.

Jaede
score for this belief : 4.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

When I was 5, my dad was a cop. He was involved in a high-profile drug sting, and as a result, there were death threats on him and on my family. We got used to him checking the door with a pistol in his hand.

One night in December, Dad went outside for a few minutes to "check around" as he did frequently. Suddenly, I heard bells and a loud, "HO, HO, HO!" coming from my bedroom window! I shrieked and ran for my mother in terror, and Mom asked me, "What's wrong, honey?"

My panicked response: "Mommy, we've gotta stop Daddy! He's gonna shoot Santa!"

Jaede
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

when I was six years old I was under the impression that Santa Claus' sleigh was on my room. I looked out the window every so often. I looked on last time and was sooo convienced that it was his sleigh, but it was the our Gutter that's all! I was totally mistaken and sad...

thumper
score for this belief : 4.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I had a friend and her dad would be Santa every year and she told me that she was one of Santa's elves and I believed her for 5 years.

Anon
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that Santa's elves were watching me everyday and at night would report to Santa telling him if I was good or bad that day.

Anon
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

page 4 of 35

< 1 2 3  4  5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 >



I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2018 Mat Connolley, another Iteracy website.   privacy policy