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When I was five years old I saw Romeo and Juliet living in my backyard.... I know it was them.. or maybe it was the gnomes..

Romeo
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There was an episode of SpongeBob where a teen girl character said "Finally, a cool place for teens to just, you know, hang out!" in a squeaky voice. I found her voice hard to understand and didn't hear the "hang out" part, so I thought she said "a cool place for teens to dispiano", and that unknown word "dispiano" meant party or something.

at least i caught the meaning
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As a little kid, I thought the tv had rooms that you would select to see. And that the people inside could see you. I would have toys with me to impress the people

Anon
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a sitcom meant that you sat while you were watching the comedy

Anon
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I used to believe that every person in the world had their own Wikipedia page about their life

Anon
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When I saw it in a coloring book, I thought Mr. Krabs was frozen in peanut butter in the original SpongeBob movie, not in ice because it wasn’t a big block of ice, but was dripping and covered his form.

Miru
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When I was really little I always watched my dad play Bejeweled. If he moved two gems that didn't make a valid combo it would say "illegal move" and I cried because I thought he would go to jail.

Bejeweled fan
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When I was really little, I misheard "brought to you by" as "broctayu by", thinking broctayu was all one word. I thought it meant something like "affiliated with", as in "these products we're showing commercials for products we liked enough to use on the show". I wasn't entirely wrong, but I had a very naive and simplistic view of it.

Matt
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I used to believe that Montel Williams was Oprah’s brother and that his name was “Luprah Winfrey”

Tim
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I thought that the fingers SpongeBob held up in “Naughty Nautical Neighbors” represented Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and either Gary or Pearl. Now I realize that Gary was in the room hiding, meaning he didn’t want to be around SpongeBob either, and the episode was actually set before “Help Wanted”; so he hadn’t met Krabs, Sandy, or Pearl yet.

Miru
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