When I was a child I used to believe Superman existed because I watched him on TV
I used to think that "show business" was something really boring because of the "business" part. When I heard about adults being very passionate about show business, I was confused because business is something you don't usually act excited about.
When I was younger I believed that if I were approching too much my TV it would explode.
When I was a child I used to believe that there were two hands inside the TV making the cartoons move.
I used to believe that turning the TV off while a character is on screen kills the character. I would also fast forward over part where a character is suffering because I believed that would make their suffering last for a shorter amount of time
I thought Warner Bros was a cop drama that aired on CBS at 10:00 PM
As a kid, I thought that soap operas were shows that involved people singing in the shower while washing their bodies with soap.
As a child I believed I could get sucked into the television.
When I was a little girl, I used to believe that there were little people behind on TV moving all the time
When I was 10 years old I really like to watch television, sometimes I stayed very late at night watching it but once they caught my attention that I no longer saw why it was bad for my eyes but I did not, my mother got angry and told me that when I sleep I would take a demon for watching a lot of television
When I was a child, my mother said that I did not have to watch a lot of television, so she believed that if I watched a lot of television I would go blind, so when I watched a lot of television and my eyes felt tired, I was scared because I thought I would go blind.
When i was a child i used to think that all the news that was broadcast on television was acted as if it were any movie or some other entertainment program for adults such as robberies, assassinations, suicides, voting to elect a president, absolutely everything.
I used to think that MTV unplugged was when you had to take the tv plug out, and wondered how people could still watch tv if it was disconnected.
When I was younger, I used to thin when I watched "Dora l'Exploratrice", she talked to me...
In my childhood I used to think that all the superheroes I saw on television existed in real life
I thought that Love Island was filmed on a tiny island, and the show took up the entire island.
Yeah just build your villa for your bad-quality show on this tiny remote island.
Many moons ago, when I was a kid I used to watch "Underdog". On that show there was a character named Polly Purebred. Being my silly 5-year-old self I didn't understand what "purebred" meant and could never understand why a dog was named after bread.
When I watched Stars in Their Eyes as a 90's kid, I always thought the person dressing up as a singer was instantly transformed the second they went through the doors and came out again, and didn't realize that they were just speeding up the time, while he or she had a makeover!
I used to watch Eastenders in the 90's, and when Grantand Tiffany had their baby girl, named Courtney, my mum said 'it's not really Tiffany's baby, it's someone else's really', I thought she meant that Courtney really had different parents and they must have adopted her, even though she actually meant it was just a baby used for acting!
When I was a child, I didn't understand the concept of re-runs. So when I saw the same episode being played on TV, I thought to myself "they must get really tired of doing the same episode" and "how do they ever get to watch the show themselves?"