music

For a long time I thought the song "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred was saying "I'm a martyr, you know what I mean", instead of "I'm a model, you know what I mean". I didn't question it for ages, as I just figured some people would find it sexy if someone was willing to suffer for their beliefs.

Anon

When, I was a child I used to think like many children , I would become a famous singer . I was rehearsing to do shows . I thought , when I was singing (especially whith a broom) , that I was recording songs . wich would be permformed at the eurovision or in night clubs . one time i investigatye myself so much that I felt dizzy so I went to the hospital . but as my family can hear sometimes , I ain't an opera singer or anything .

Not a singer @

When I was a kid and the song "Date Rape" by Sublime came on the radio my dad would turn it off immediately. I didn't get why, so I asked my dad what it was about, and he just vaguely said "Someone doing inappropriate things on dates" (I guess he didn't want me to know what rape was since I was only like 8 at the time.) Anyway, because his description was so vague, I just thought it was about a guy with bad manners, and didn't get why he was so worried about me hearing it.

lyot

There's a line in Donna Lewis's "I love you always forever" that says "You've got the most unbelievable blue eyes I've ever seen". Up until recently, I thought she was saying "the most stumbling blue eyes I've ever seen". I figured Stumbling meant something similar to "stunning" in this context

Nateor

When I was a kid and I watched The Powerpuff Girls, I used to mishear the credits theme's line "Bubbles, she is the joy and the laughter" as "Bubbles, she likes to play with the water". Not too bad? Well, I misheard "Buttercup, and she's the toughest fighter" as "Buttercup, and she's a topless spider".
And this isn't something I misheard, but my friend said she misheard "Blossom, commander and the leader" as "Blossom, she really is the leader".

Anon

I used to sang wrong in the song "Filhote do Filhote" by Rubinho do Vale, in the stretch "I live in a beautiful blue ball that floats through space", until last week I sang "I live in a beautiful blue house that floats through space".

g.s.n

I had a Wiggles video with a song about a grocer that went "lettuce sing, fresh fruits and veggies, lettuce sing, fruit in the bag"

I thought it said "fruit in the back" and that it was mean to put fruit in the back while veggies were in the front

fruit salad

I used to think that Olivia Newton-John was 3 people: Olivia, Newt, and John

Sally

When I was a child, I thought that the Heavy Metal was Satanic music.

Anon

I saw John Fogarty in concert a few years ago
years ago and he ACTUALLY sang
“There’s a bathroom on the right”
while he sang Bad Moon Rising!
He had this wicked smile on his face
after the song was finished.

Frank Renna