i used to believe

Established in 2002 and now featuring 75332 beliefs!

sections

animals
at home
bad habits
body functions
body parts
death
food
grown-ups
kids
language
make-believe
media
music
nature
neighbourhood
people
religion
school
science
sex
the law
the past
the world
time
toilets
transport

music

Choose one of the following categories: misheard lyrics, pop stars, songs,or view the best beliefs in this section as voted by visitors. Here are the most recently added beliefs:



Ever since the first time I heard the song “Fast car” By Tracy Chapman, I thought that it was sung by a teenage boy. years later I was shocked to find out Tracy Chapman was actually a woman

Hoopityhoop
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

In the early 1960s, Peter, Paul & Mary's recording of "Puff the Magic Dragon" was played on the radio a lot. Yes, I am old enough to remember hearing it on the radio in my parents' car. There is a line in which Little Jackie Paper would bring to Puff : ". . . strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff". I did not know what sealing wax was; I only knew what a ceiling was. I knew plenty of people waxed their kitchen floors. But I didn't know anyone who waxed their ceiling. I still haven't met anyone who waxes their ceiling, or seen ceiling wax in any store.

Vicki J.
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I thought the song "Pop Goes the Weasel" was about a weasel exploding soda

Anon
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

Kasabian In the song
“you’re in love with a psycho”
I thought it said
“Jibber jabber at the bargain booze”

Anon
score for this belief : 1.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

Are used to think the song white lines was about salt

Anon
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

I believed that Rupert Hrint and Ed Sheeran were the same person.

Anon
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

I thought that take me to church was sung by a black guy in a fedora . . . that's also what I thought Bruno Mars was

Jaedon
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

I thought Rock and Roll were 2 musicians, with one who rocked and one who rolled.

Anon
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I thought the song Skip To My Lou was about skipping to the toilet.

Anon
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that the ABBA song Waterloo was about the train line in London, before realising, due to the lyrics, that I was actually about the historical battle!

Natasha
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down


I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2019 Mat Connolley, another Iteracy website.   privacy policy