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Choose one of the following categories: misheard lyrics, pop stars, songs,or view the best beliefs in this section as voted by visitors. Here are the ten most recently added beliefs:

I used to believe the line, "take it back now y'all", in the Cha Cha Slide was "take it back daddy y'all".

Mike
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In one part of the sound of music where the captain plays the guitar and sings edelweiss, i thought he was saying anal wipes

Anon
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Up until five minutes ago, I thought the lyric in Maybe Tomorrow by the Jackson 5 was "I only know my head when it's here on Earth, this time you'll look into my eye" when it turns out it's really "I only know my heaven is here on Earth, each time you look into my eyes". It's strange because my version still made sense to me.

Mr. Bills
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When I was a little kid, I liked listening to a song called "The Yodeler" while riding in the car. One lyric was "When he met with an avalanche interrupting his cry". I thought that an avalanche was a type of animal, like a bear or squirrel. I also thought that the part "Once an Austrian went yodeling" was "Once an ostrich went yodeling" and I would picture an ostrich walking across a nature trail to the mountains.

Jodie
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i thought "two pence a bag" from feed the birds from mary poppins was "toppins of ag"

Anon
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When I was 5 I liked listening to my kid songs CD in the car, and one of the songs I liked was called "Skip to My Lou", which I would sing as "Sing to My Jew". My mom would laugh whenever I sung it, and I never understood why since I had no idea what a "Jew" was yet. It was funny though

Jenna
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The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass".

oops
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I used to think that the Cupid Shuffle was actually the Cuban Shuffle.

Anon
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I used to think that Seven Nation Army was Semination Army.

Anon
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When I was a kid in the song "Boom Boom Pow", I thought the lyrics "Gotta get that" was "Got a kitty cat".

Molly
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