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I used to think that “Kim” was a Korean first name, which actually prevented me from believing three BTS members were siblings.

I used to believe…

When I watched Zoboomafoo as a young child, I thought that in the "Animal Friends" song at the end of each episode, the line "Go make an animal friend today" was "A naked animal friend today", and I thought that what I misheard it as made sense because animals don't wear clothes.

I used to think George Harrison was my Dad. My Mom showed me a picture of my Dad when I was really small and I had a dream of George Harrison being fatherly to me and somehow it followed me into reality. That was when I was about 9-11.

I used to believe…

When I was little, I used to believe Michael Jackson was not American but Brazilian.

I used to watch "Piglet's Big Movie" when I was four years old. There is a Carly Simon song in it with the line "a house is built where it wasn't before", and the word "before" is sung with the note held for a while. I thought it was saying "be four", especially since I was four, and would sometimes even sing it changing the "four" to other numbers, like "be hundred".

I used to believe…

A frankie valley four seasons song. He sang "I think I've got a feeling it might end too soon" (think that's right!) Play it and you will hear "I've got a funny itch in my tutu"
That's how I heard it!!

I used to believe…

Every time we sang the song 'Let There Be Peace On Earth' at school I'd have to try not to cry. How could I
"walk with my brother" when I used a wheelchair and was an only child??

I remember hearing this great song with wacky lyrics by the Go Go's, called "Alice The Seal". I was very disappointed to find that it was actually "Our Lips Are Sealed".

I grew up in Portsmouth, with the Isle of Wight within sight across the sea, reachable by ferry or hovercraft in minutes. The name of the town immediately on the other side was called Ryde.

So when the Beatles composed a song called 'Ticket to Ride', I naturally thought they were talking about someone who had a Ticket to Ryde. It seemed a little odd that the lady in question had no cares or worries because she had a ticket to Ryde, since it wasn't much of a place to visit. Still I reasoned it was at least a tranquil on the whole.

Years later it still called Ticket to Ryde in my head.

I used to be really into Johnny Horton when I was younger (probably because of that amusing alligator line in "Battle of New Orleans"). Anyways, whenever I listened to "Sink the BIsmark" (and probably cause I didn't clean out my ears as often as I should have) for about a year I heard "the world depends us" line as the "world had been so nuss". I was corrected (and probably told to do a better job of cleaning my ears) when I asked what "nuss" means.

I used to believe…

When I first heard ‘Papa Don’t Preach’ by Madonna, I thought it was an anti abortion song. Hence the lyrics: “But I made up my mind, I’m keeping my baby”

I had no idea what a “pufferbelly” was for an embarrassingly long time. The closest thing I had as an idea for what it meant was that a “pufferbelly” was some kind of humanoid, due to the Wiggles performing the song. It was only until I was in my mid teens that I had to be told they were steam engines!

I used to think that “The Fine Columbian” line from Deacon Blue by Steely Dan was “Fine Combed Ambience.”

I used to think Stevie Ray Vaughan’s “That’s a Cold Shot Baby” was “Let’s Go Shopping”

I used to believe…

When I first heard "The Twelve Days of Christmas" on the radio in my parents' car, I could not understand the lyrics very well. I thought the last line of each verse was "And a parpridge pinapear tree." I have spelled them exactly the way I heard them about about age six. I had never heard of a partridge, let alone a parpridge. I really didn't know what a pinapear tree was. I still think it is a rather silly song.

Merry Christmas!

I used to think that the lyric in Deck the Halls was "'tis the season tube-ey, jolly." Tube-ey as in another word for tubular.