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I used to think that Eminem and Limp Biscuit were the same people

I used to believe…

The Bee Gees song...'You should be dancin' the line
'What you doin in your bed?'
I always thought (up till I was 28 actually) was
'doobley doobley dare'
Why I thought that I have no idea, but hey if the Stones can hum an entire section of 'Paint it Black' then why not?!

I used to believe…

My Cousin Emily age four sings the song "cleanin out my close" By eminem like
Im sorry mama i ment to hurt you i meant to make you pye but tonite im cleanin out my poset'!!!!!

Cute

I used to believe…

My family had real problems with Bob Marley.
We had 'Pixiedust' (exodus)
'i shot the sherrif but i didnt shoot no dead budgie' (i shot the sherrif but i didnt shoot the deputy)
and the best was pixiedust groovy bunch of people.

i was proud of pixiedust.

I was maybe 9 or 10 and Tom Jones had this song with Stereophonics, 'Mama Told Me Not To Come' and my friend and I were singing it in the playground and when it came to the part 'That ain't the way to have fun, son' my friend was like 'Down in the winter house fun, son' I laughed for days.

I used to believe…

At the age of three I asked my grandmother who loved opera why the conductor guy on the tape thinger had bad hair. She said it was because he waved around his arm so much that it made wind that blew his hair around. I still believed this up until last week when I was told that otherwise!

I used to get Steve Perry and Steven Tyler mixed up. I still do sometimes.

You may now throw rocks at me.

I used to believe Radiohead sang "Kiss from a Rose" before I knew what the song was called. I have no idea why I thought this.

I used to believe…

On the song "The Candle" by King Diamond at the beginning there's this 'chant' and i thought it said "Seven years of love And the candle mark can be left undone,the candle must burn again and planes must follow the holy fame so burn, burn, burn, and free the spirit from its Jane" but it really said "7 Years Have Gone, It Can No Longer Be Left Undone, the candle must burn again and pain must follow the unholy flame so burn, burn, burn, and free the spirit from its chain."

I used to believe that in Barry Manilow's "Copacabana" the reason Tony and Rico got into a fight was beacause Rico called Lola a dog....
"And when she finished, He called her Rover"
I am still tempted to sing those words even today.

I used to believe…

My family and I go to this pizza place. At the pizza place there are mini juke boxes at each table. When i was little I always wanted to play Achey Braky Heart by the Chipmunks. My parents told me if I played that song i would arrested! Let me tell you, I steared clear of that song for a while!

I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."

I used to think that Bananarama's song "I'm You Venus" was "I'm Your Penis"

I use to think that song by Trace Adkins "(This Ain't ) No Thinkin' Ting". was

This aint no thinkin train right trian left train.

I used to believe…

when my brother was little he heard that song by Tom Jones..that goes "Pussy cat Pussy cat I love you"
but for some reason he misunderstood the song and song it
"PUSSY PUSSY I LOVE YOU AND YOUR PUSSY".
Still today he gets picked on about it.

I always got the song "I'm a God by Vertical Horizon confused.

their verison:
I'm a God and your a God.
My verison:
Cause your a guy and I'm a guy.

I was like "What that song dont make no sense"!