music

I used to believe…

when i was little i used to think that my cousin was michael jackson(their names sound the same) well....turns out that all of my friends went home to their parents and told them that i was michael jackson's cousin...

I used to believe…

The first time I saw Michael Jackson was when he had that screwed up nose and long black hair and his skin was really pale....so I thought he was a woman. I was I think, 10 years old at the time.

I used to believe…

There is this Christmas song that has the lyrics, "we will have some pumpkin pie" and I always thought it was we will all have some "F___in" pie". The sad part is I thought this becasue that is the way I remember my grandmother singing it.

I used to believe…

On the Shinia(spelt wrong) Twain song, Womens progative or something I thought it was
"I cant believe you kiss your carpet knife"
Instead of
"I can believe you kiss your car at night"

I used to believe…

When I was 6 or 7, I used to think that the Hall & Oates song "Sara Smile" was written just for me....In my mind, there was no other explaination for the inclusion of the name "Sarah" into a song.

I used to believe…

When the song Hey Ya by Outkast came out and I first heard the verse that says, 'shake it like a polaroid picture' I thought they were saying 'shake it like a porn star' Oops:)

I used to believe…

In one of Eminems song, its goes Marashall, which is his real first name. But i thought i keept saying "Usher". I was like, why Usher??

I used to believe…

When my son was 5, we were on a trip and the song A Horse With No Name by America was playing on the radio. My son was in the back seat singing "Ive been through the desert on a horse with no legs" instead of, "I've been through the desert on horse with no name"

i used to believe that in the song from the sound of music "favorite things" when the dog bites when the bee stings when im feeling sad i thought those were all part of the singers favorite things

I used to believe…

When I was about 7 there was this song where they sang about "the stuff that dreams are made of" but I thought they were saying "the star track dream tomato" and I imagined that the song was about a space ship shaped like a giant tomato.

I used to believe…

One of my friends thought that in the song "Hero" when it says "And we'll fly on the wings of heroes, watch as they all fly away" actually said "And we'll fly on the wings of mosquitoes..."

I used to believe…

You know that song by Uncle Kracker...it goes
Give Me the Beat boys and free my soul I want to get lost in your rock n' roll....
I thougt it was...
Give me the beach boys and smooth my soul I wanna get down with your rock n' roll....

I used to think the song "Hurting Each Other" by the Carpenters referred to a local TV show--especially when they sang "Can't we stop, dialing for dollars;"

I used to think that when you heard a song on the radio, the musician was actually at the radio station singing it at the time. After Jim Croce died, I couldn't figure out how his song was on the radio!

I used to believe…

When I first heard Bananarama's song Venus, I thought they were singing "I'm your penis, I'm your fire, Your desire."

And on the beauty commercials too, I thought the females were singing about a male body part.

I used to believe…

My brother and I used to believe the lyrics to a Paul Young song were: "Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you". (it's actually: "you take a piece of ME with you") We found this so funny, it had us rolling around in tears for ages everytime it came on the radio.