music

I used to believe…

"Hush, hush, keep it down now, this is scary"
instead of
"Hush, hush, keep it down now, voices carry."

I used to believe…

"Everybody ther'es a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's hot dog stand" instead of
"Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's 4-post bed"
Every Morning by Sugar Ray

Boy was I wrong

I used to believe…

Come on, let's play Monopoly, cash fun and renting property... That is really cash fun and RITZY property!

I used to believe…

You know that remake of "our lips are sealed" Hillary and Hailey duff did? My mom was completely conviced it was saying "I love Lucile" and since in the video these two girls are crawling all over eachother, my mom was very disturbed and thought they were like together or something :P

I used to believe…

In Alanis Morissette's song "Ironic", I thought the first line said "An old man turned and yanked", which I figured made sense if he won the lottery. Maybe he turned and yanked on a slot machine or something?...

I used to believe…

The song, "When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, it's amore", I used to think was
"When the moon hits the sky like a big piece of pie, it's a meringue"

I used to believe…

When I was about 7 years old, i used to mis-sing the words to Grease Lightning, from the movie Grease. instead of singing "Go grease Lightning, your burning up a quarter-MILE." I used to sing, "Go Grease Lightning, you burning up a quarter-DIME!!"

I thought that Ac/Dc song, "You Shook Me All Night Long" was "You Shoot Me All Night Long." I figured out the song was about sex, but I thought "shoot me" was a slang that I just hadn't heard yet.

I used to believe…

when i was little i thought that in bryan adams song 'summer of 69',
he actually said 'smells like sex tonight'
i got very embarrassed when it came on the radio

I used to think that Michael Buble's last name rhymed with the word "Bugle"....until one day my mom confirmed that it is indeed pronounced "boo-blay", not "bewble" lol!!!

I used to believe…

In "the anthem" by good charlotte, it still sounds to me like he's saying "I never use the restroom" in a slurred voice at the end when he really says "Another loser anthem, woah!" lol

I used to believe…

You know that song that goes "When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, it's amore"? well, i used to think he was saying "it's a Moray", and it made no sense to me until i discovered that AMORE is "love" in Italian! lol

I used to believe…

The song "our lips are sealed" by the gogo's always used to confuse me when i was little because it sounded like she was saying "I'm a sa-seal". i thought it was really weird that she thought she was a seal...lol then i didnt realize the real lyrics until a few years ago when hilary duff remade it! lol

I used to believe…

the song "more than a woman" still sounds like he's saying "bald headed woman", even though i know what is really being said! lol

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I thought that musicians would only want to ever listen to the music that they played. So when I was a kid,I read an an interview with a male pop artist. The interviewer asked him bands he liked to listen to. In my childish brain, I thought 'duhh, of course he listens to himself!'

I was surprised to learn that that particular pop singer was into the Beatles.

...I'm sure he was probably just trying to sound modest, though.

I used to believe…

the first time i heard the song "black-eyed" by placebo, i was unaware of the title. if you're not familiar with the song, during the chorus the lead singer says "black-eyed" over and over. however, i thought he was saying "black guy." my friend nearly killed herself laughing when i asked her how black guys played into a song about insanity.