music

I used to believe that "Listen to your heart" by Roxette is actually "Listen to your mamma"! o_O

I used to believe…

on the radio there was a song .; 'walking on tne beaches looking for the pitzas'' There were no pitza huts on our beach and I felt hard done by and wished I was on the beach in the song.....seems the word is peaches.....

I thought the Roxette song went "I'm wanna get dressed - for some sex" instead of "I'm gonna get dressed, for success"

Getting dressed for sex defeats the purpose, but I went on believing it for many a year.

I didn't know Elton John was gay until I was 16...

I used to be the BIGGEST Rick Springfield fan ever...and used to play his music over and over and over! One day, a little 5-year old who lived next door to me was singing outside while he was playing...the song sounded a lot like something I knew so I stopped to listen...Sure enough it was a Rick Springfield song "What Kind of Fool Am I?"...but my little guy? He was singing along quite lustily, but the words HE was singing was "What Kind of Food You Like?" I laughed for quite awhile after that...and it still makes me smile even to this day whenever I hear that song! : )

I used to believe, for some odd reason, that Jimi Hendrix was white. I eventually saw a picture of him and realized, well, that's not true. I've proceeded to not telling any of my friends this.

I used to believe…

When i was verry little i used 2 think that when i had a song in my head that i was really hearing it and that it was cos the band was practicing 2 loud
i would actualy complain 2 my mom that the backsteat boys wer practicn 2 lout
the bad part is i b-lvd this till i was like 9 lol

I used to believe…

My fabulously gorgeous 4 year old sings ....
'Old McDonald had a fart,ee-i-ee-i-oh'
He also reckons theres a 'Little boy who lives down the drain''
But my 8 year old takes the biscuit....He reckons that....
'Poppadom Pete,I'm in't rubble deep,Poppadom Pete,I've been oozing sleet but I've made up my mind,I'm keeping my boobies,I'm gonna eat ma baby'
Scary huh?A mad buxom Northern Big-Crisp-Munching-Baby-Eating woman has been in some kind of construction site disaster.

I used to believe…

"Wooooman...take me in your arms...F**k me baby"
Er....apparently it's 'Rock me Baby'!!!!

I used to believe…

There's a Joan Armatrading song called "The dealer". It contains the line, "I'm the dealer, and they want me for all, all I can give". I thought confused the words "I'm the dealer" with "Armadillo", and believed it to be a song about the illegal Armadillo trade.

I used to watch a lot of music videos on VH1, so I thought Marilyn Monroe (from Elton John's Candle in the Wind video) and Madonna were the same person. I remember reasoning that he must have had a big crush on her.

I used to believe…

In "Do- A Deer", I misheard "Tea- a drink with jam and bread" as "Tea- a drink with German bread". But since German is the language spoken in Austria, it made perfect sense and thus I did not pay it a second thought.

I used to believe (and sometimes I still do) that celebrites where totally different from normal people, I just couldn't then eating, sleeping or using the toilet or any normal thing that i would do! I kind of thought that they were robots. lol

I used to think in the songs Call n Return by Hellogoodbye in the chorus when it says "say that you're into me" it was saying "satan is your enemy" I was like "Well, DUH!!!"

I used to think in Coming Undone by KoRn when it said "My brain is ticking like a bomb" it said his brain is "sticking like a bum." I was wondering... bums aren't very adhesive and even if they were, what was the one in this song sticking to?

I thought that in the Destiny's child song girl went; "In your face, I can see the pain dont try to convince us that your NAPPING" I later found out it was "HAPPY"