music

I used to believe…

in the song "Saw What You Want" by Texas, the line reads "I took the tables away from you." but i always always thought that the words were "i took my tampons, away from youuu"

I used to think that if I sang in the car to songs, the people passing by in other cars would actually think I was the real singer!

I used to believe…

When I first heard Beastie boys 'Intergalactic', I thought the part with vocoder that says 'another dimension' said
' I have an erection'. I can still hear it now even though I know what it says!

I used to believe…

When I was young my Mom thought she would be cool and listen to some of my music. She used to beleive (and sing) that the Eurythmics song, "You Dropped a Bomb on Me"...was "You Dropped a Farm on Me".

I used to believe…

When I was little I used to sneak out of bed to watch the Headbangers Ball with my older brothers. (That was back when MTV played music) And I remember seeing the music video for the song "Seasons in the Abyss" from Slayer. The video didn't scare me at all. It was what I heard. I thought he said "Yeah I'm dead, I'm lyin' in bed, with incisions in my head" I could just imagine Tom Araya lying down, dead bleeding from his scalp. Not until a few weeks ago did I know the lyrics were "Razors edge, outlines the dead, incisions in my head"... I was close.

The image still freaks me out.

I used to believe…

When the Cindy Laupher song She Bop came out when I was seven years old I thought it was about dancing. As I heard pop songs from the 50's and 60's in which the word "bop" was used for dancing for a long time I had just thought the song was about getting in trouble for dancing ( sort of like in the Footloose movie). It wasn't until I was nineteen I discovered from an older friend what She Bop actually meant, and I blushed so many shades of red. LOL.

I used to believe…

when i was 5 i thought the lyrics to i want it my way from nsync was "aint nothing but a hard egg aint nothing but middle age and now i know i want it my way!!!LOL then my sister told me it was wrong!!!

I used to believe…

From Abba's song "Under Attack", I heard the lyric "under attack, I'm being taken, about to crack, defences breaking" as:

"under attack, I'm being taken, a butt crack, defences breaking"

I used to believe…

From the Beatles song "Lucy in the Sky with diamonds", I used to think "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes" came out sounding like:

"The girl with colitis goes by"

I used to believe…

When i first heard the song from marry pooppins that goes "We're clearly soldiers in petticoats
Dauntless crusaders for women's votes" i thought the were saying "woman of oats" so i thoght they were a bunch of ladies advertising oat meal.

I used to believe…

In the song "Time To Dance" by Panic! At The Disco, there's a part that goes

"But they believe it from the tears
and the teeth
Right down to the blood at her feet.
Boys will be boys, hiding in estrogen and wearing aubergine dreams."

What I heard was:
"And they believe it from the tears
and the teeths
Right down to the bond energy
Boys will be boys, hiding their ass in aubergine jeans."

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I used to believe…

When i was a pre-teen i wrote Michael Jackson a really long letter and so carefully worded it so as to entice him to PLEASE come to my house to have dinner with my family and me, and i believed for about a year that it was just a matter of time that he would show up on my doorstep. i really thought he would, and gee, in hindsight i see that he very well could have, given his track record today - and i'm so glad he never did!

I used to believe…

My sister thought at the lyrics to the Panic! At the Disco song was "Kamacazi caught you causing a comotion on the gurney again" when they really where "Camera caught you causing a comotion again".... for those of you who didnt now a kamacazi is a drink!

I used to believe…

When I listened to Axel F I always thought there was a bit saying "Joseph's gob." It freaked me out, so I moved on to Tony Christie CD. It went "Is this the way to Amarillo" and because Tony Christie wasn't a good map reader, I turned it off so he didn't get lost.

I used to believe…

in that song where it goes,

" goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend , you are beautiful tooo meee"

i thought it said,

"goodbye my *brother* goobye my friend etc etc"


sooooo my brothers my lover,

ps that songs sung by a male

I used to beleive that in the center of the earth was a chipmunk and it became hot outside when he was using his oven thanx to the song "worms make dirt" by the aquabats!