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I used to believe…

When I was little I couldn't understand how my friends would know which 45 records to buy at the store. I asked them did the store let you listen to them before you bought them? It didn't occur to me that they bought songs they had heard on the radio, because we weren't allowed to listen to the radio.

I was such a sheltered kid.

I used to believe…

My son was singing along with Kenny Rogers and sang, "You left me with 400 kids and a crop in the ground." The real lyrics are, "4 hungry kids and a crop in the ground". He is now 40 and we still laugh about it.

I used to believe…

In the early 90's my aunt Chris thought that the song by EMF entitled "Unbeleivable" really said -
You're ugly boy
where it says "You're unbelievable, OH!"
hahahaha

I used to believe…

My sister and I have always loved to sing in the car - and in the early 80's when we used to sing along to the song "True" by Spandau Ballet (from 16 candles soundtrack), we thought it said

I no dis machis choo (in the chorus)
when it really says "I know this much is True"

I used to believe…

Aaah it was so adorable, when my sister was little she used to sing Baa Baa black sheep (or even rainbow sheep f*ck u P.C)
Anyway she used to sing 'and one for the little boy who lives down the Draaaaaayn!'

I thoguht that the lyrics to Stings song that goes 'i'm an alien, i'm a legal alien, i'm an Englishman in New york' was 'i'm an alien, i'm a legal alien i'm a legal mushroom in New York'
I was wondering why he was singing about mushrooms, that's just strange.

I used to believe…

In r.e.s.p.e.c.t by aretha franklin i thoguth instead of 'take care, TBC' i thought she was singing about TCP! you know the anticeptic stuff, i don';t know why i thought she was singing about it but i don't know what TBC is anyways.

I used to believe…

Well, this isn't really miheard, ju8st misunderstood i suppose. There is a piece of classical music on guitar called air on the G-string, meaning guitar, but i wasn't too clued up on instruments at the time, so i thought it was like describing a blow-job or something.

I used to believe…

The ying yang twins- Wait (The whisper song)

Lyric- Beat da pussy up

What I heard- Never get it up

I had no idea why they would say that.

I used to believe…

actin funny and i dunno why... excuse me while i kiss that guy -jimi hendrix

I used to think that in Macy Gray's song it was i try to say goodbye and i choke, try to walk away and Istambul, though i try to hide it is clear i wore googles when you r not there! Rather than my world crumbles!
I have no clue what the Istambul bit was about either!

i used to think the lyrics to aretha franklins Respect went "R-e-s-p-e-c-t take out the e-c-t" the real words are "r-e-s-p-e-c-t take care, TBC." Respect without the ect is resp, and i was going around like, "what's resp?" and i finally cleared that up by looking it up on google.

I used to believe…

In the Song "Let Me Blow Ya Mind", I thought that they were saying "It took awhile to get me here
And I'm gonna take my time
Don't fight that goose s*** in your ear
Now let me blow ya mind"

But it was actually "don't fight that good s*** in your ear

I used to believe…

In the song "Bat Country" by Avenged Sevenfold, I used to think the lyrics were "caught here in a foreign place" instead of "caught here in a fiery blaze"

I used to believe…

Up until like last week (i'm 19) I though Led Zeppelin sang "Pour some sugar on me" instead of Def Leppard and was surprised at the people who would tell me Led Zeppelin was one thier favorite bands, but my boyfriend cleared that one up quick...lol

I used to believe…

Whe my friend's daughter was 3 or 4 she used to think the Eminem song "Without Me" that starts "Two trailerpark girls go round the outside" actually went "Two trailerpark girls get brownie outside, brownie outside"...living in a trailer park, this was very exciting for her! haha!