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I used to believe…

In the Blink 182 song "What's my age again?" he says "I wore cologne, to get the feeling right."
Weeeellll.... I thought that it was "I walk alone to get the feeling right."
My mom was like "Umm... why would walking ALONE help him get the feeling right, Kelsi?"

I used to believe…

In smells like teen spirit by nirvana it says:
load up our guns
bring your friends
its fun to lose
and to pretend.
MY VERSION
gang up the tons
bring the dens
grab to a moose
and chew the ends.
RETARDED

I used to believe…

When I heard Kenny Rogers' "Lucille" I misheard "Four Hungry children, not a crop in the field". I would dance with my dad and sing "Four hundred children and a cow and an eel."

I must have been about eight, and in the song that goes "Do the Hustle!" I thought it said "Junior Hot Dog!" and was singing it very loudly one day when my sisters heard me and burst out laughing.

I used to believe…

In Eminem's 'We As Americans', one of the lines he says is 'Look at our shit has been'. But I thought he was saying 'Look at our shit, it's big'.

I used to believe…

My 10-year-old brother has recently taken to singing Kelly Clarkson's "Since You've Been Gone". Except, he sings it differently...
Imagine a husky, shouty voice....
"Since you've been gone....
I'm a bean onyany animal...."

PS- the real lyrics are "Since you've been gone... I can't breathe for the first time..."

HOW??????

I used to believe…

In Louis' Armstrongs Version of "What A Wonderful World" It says:

I see trees of green........ red roses too
I see ’em bloom..... for me and for you
And I think to myself.... what a wonderful world.

I see skies of blue..... clouds of white
Bright blessed days....dark sacred nights
And I think to myself .....what a wonderful world.

but i thought it said:

I see trees of green........ red noses too
I see ’em bloom..... for me and for you
And I think to myself.... what a wonderful world.

I see skies of blue..... clouds of kites
Bright geussed days....the dogs say goodnight
And I think to myself .....what a wonderful world.


lol!

I used to believe…

My kindergarten teacher's name was Mrs. Boshultz. Around that time, "Bus stop" by the Jackson 5 was a big song. So of course I heard the song as "Get down, Mrs. Boshultz! Don't stop til you get enough!" My parents couldn't stop laughing at this one, and made sure to share this with Mrs. Boshultz at the parent teacher conference.

I used to believe…

When I was about 4, "Lucille" by Kenny Rogers was popular. Instead of "four hungry children, crops in the field", I sang it as "four hundred children crapping in the field".

i didn't know elvis had a daughter until two days ago. oh well, she's nothing special anyway

i used to think led zeppelin was one guy

I used to believe…

"Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tangerine, oooh yeaaaaah" ...

I used to think that tangerines used to make a special sound when you hit them. Cue squashed citrus fruit all over the house. My mother was not happy.

I used to believe…

On the song Freestyler when it goes 'Yeah-straight from the top of my dome' I used to think it was 'Cheesestring at the top of my door' I wandered what it was on about!

i thought that the "bandaid" xmas song said
"fever..... whooaaaaaa"
instead of "feed the world"

I knew someone who thought the lyrics to Eiffel 65's "Blue" - "I'm blue da ba dee da ba die" was "I'm blue - I'm in need of a guy."

I used to believe…

When I was five years old, I sent adults into fits of laughter with my interpretation of "That Old Black Magic"--". . .that same old witch crap when your eyes meet mine . . ."