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Kiss' song "I wanna rock and roll all night" - I thought it was "...and part of every day" (instead of "and party every day").

Also, Bruce Cockburn's song "If I had a rocket launcher" - I thought it was "if I had a rockin' lawn chair" (the next lyric is "some son of a b**ch would die" - odd!)

liz
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I spent the early part of my childhood (at least primary school) thinking that two people featured in songs that actually never existed.

1. Anne Jenoit... "If you're happy, Anne Jenoit (and you know it), clap your hands...

2. Ray Novarus... "send her victorious, happy and glorious, belongs to Ray Novarus (long to reign over us), god save the queen.

I slowly disabused myself of these misconceptions but I miss my two childhood friends

tdavidj
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Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody - I thought "Be-elzeebub has a devil put aside for me" was "Be-elzeebub, not a devil, but a sideboard, me" (Satanic Sideboards? Devilled Dressers? What other kinds of hellish furniture could there be?)

Hot Chocolate - "Where you from, you sexy thing" I thought that was - "Wear your thong, you sexy thing" (Makes much more sense!)

Sherry
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That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...

Haha.

Kelle
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When I hears Justin Timberlake's song Rock Your Body, I thought that he said a bad word on the line I wanna rock your body as I wanna f**k your body.

Anon
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I thought until I was about 25 that the ZZ Top song lyric, "Slip inside my sleeping bag" was actually "SuperSonic Secret Man". It still sounds like that to me!

sillys
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when i was little i use to love watching the Ghostbusters and would sing along with the theme song.. but instead of saying ghostbusters.. id say go butters!

Anon
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you know that song called "Our Lips Are Sealed" by the Go-Go's, I always thought it said 'I'm a succeeder'And succeeder isn't even a word!!!

Hey-I'm-Oly-11
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I used to think that the John Cougar Mellencamp song "Authority" said "I fight Jodie and Jodie always wins" when it really says "I fight Authority and Authority always wins"... it made more sense with Jodie... she was very scary to me when I was growing up.

Laci
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Until scaringly recently, I used to believe Bruce Springsteen's song "Ramrod" contained the line "Come Saturday night I'll let you suck on my cock..." - quite a pleasing prospect for a rabid fan-girl

Kath
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My dad thought the lyrics to Girls Aloud, "Jump" were "If you want to take my temperature tonight" Instead of "If you want to taste my kisses in the night"

Anon
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I thought that Westlife's 'Looking like that', was "I saw a running cow" in actaul fact it is "It's so ironic how" My sister laughed at me!!!!!

Pamela Kershaw
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When my little sister was about 5 she would always sing..."baby i need your lovin' stuck in the hole of the muffin" instead of baby i need your lovin got to have all your lovin. She was so cute because she would always run around asking how you could get stuck in the hole of a muffin and that it would have to be a HUGE muffin.

Kristen
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This isn't mine, but my dad used to think that the lyrics to the Beach Boys song "Fun, Fun, Fun" were "We'll have fun, fun, fun 'til your daddy takes the teapot away." instead of "We'll have fun, fun, fun 'til your daddy takes the T-bird away."

Liz
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Im not exactly sure who sings that song but it goes "im blue da ba dee da ba..." (u know that one) well any way i thought that guy was gay and he was singing "Im blue and im in need of a guy" and my friend thought it was "im blue if i was green i would die" we argued for ages!

jamiee
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remember that song "tubthumper" by chumbawamba? well, i used to think that they were saying "i get no doubt, but i can over-get it". turns out that they were actually saying "i get knocked down, but i get up again". i felt like a complete idiot when i found the correct lyrics online a few years ago! how i came up with "over-get", i'll never know :D

Anon
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The 4 Non-Blondes song "What's Up" contains a lyric that says "I pray every single day." As a teenager I sang from the bottom of my lungs "I pray to St. Cote." Don't know who that particular Saint is, but the lyrics still sound like that to me.

ev
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I used to think that in the song "Shameless" by Garth Brooks, he was singing "I'm SHAVIN'" instead of "I'm shameless"...

Manda
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When my son was about 4 or so, the song "Save Tonight" was on the radio all of the time. The line "save tonight, and fight the break of dawn" was sung by him as "save tonight, w dot com"!

sherpa01
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I use to believe that in the country song (or 98 degrees song) "I do" went "I do, Cherry Shoe" not "I do, Cherish you"

Fruity Shoes
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