misheard lyrics

there's a song "so happy together" that i used to hear on the radio. one line goes, "the only one for me is you, and you is me, so happy together". until i was at least 11 i thought the line was, "the only one for me is sue, and sue is me, so smack me with feathers." and i still sing this whenever it's on.

Gina

That song that goes "Please don't go. Don't go. I'm begging you to stay." when I was little I thought he was saying "Read the book. The book! I'm begging you to say."

Anon

I thought the Til Tuesday song said "Books are scary!", rather than "Voices Carry"

Anon

at shristmas in school we had to sing christmeas carols and i always thought "oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh" was 2 oh what fun it is to ride on a one foot horse and sleigh" oh how wrong i was lol

sausage

theres this song i listen to, Evaporated by Ben Folds Five, and i swear he is about to say "i've a faith that theres a salsa where there's a sauce" and hes actually saying "I've faith that there's a soul
whose leading me around"... i always think that hes saying salsa!!

Emily

when i was little i heard the charlie daniel's song "devil went down to georgia". then i heard it on the radio and i believed the song had been changed because on the cd version he says " i told you once you son of a bitch" and on the radio "he says you son of a gun". this was before i knew about censoring things...

beth

When i was about 2 or 3 years old, i used to sing "twinkle twinkle" all the time. In the part "how i wonder what you are", i always thought it was "how i wonder what your doin'"

b.w.

I used to believe that when the little animatronic people from Shrek sung "Up a pine," instead of "get along fine,"
Whoops.

Kya

In Good Charlotte's The Anthem I thought that they were saying "This is the end, so blow all your heads up!" instead of "This is the Anthem, throw all your hands up!"

Elizabeth

I have an Uncle who when he sings the Billy Joels song "allways a women to me" he will sing the line "oh she takes care of her son"When it's "oh she takes care of herself" lol

Fredric the entertainer

When I was little i used to the song Achey Breaky Heart would go "My achey breaky heart makes me wanna fart."

I later found out I was wrong when i said it in kindergarten.

Tom

I thought in Elton John's Levon, the song said "Count the head-locks on the highway" instead of head-lights.

Mark W.

Until recently when my friend informed me that the words to 'sweet chariot' were what they were, i thought they went like this 'swing low, sweet chariot, mummas gunna carry me home' what an idiot!

Paula Bussey

I used to think that the "All In the Family" theme song sang, "G R OL L SAL AN GRATE" and never understood this. For years, this was what I thought, until my 13 year old daughter corrected me with "Gee our old La Salle ran great," Whoops.

Mary

When I heard the Sum41 song 'Still Waiting', I thought the chorus was *clears throat*

'Why am I still waiting? Why am I constapating?'

Shadow Spider