music: misheard lyrics

i thought the beatles song Lucy in the skies with diamonds was about the peanuts (charlie brown) cartoons. i heard "Lucy in Disguise with Linus." i thought the seahorse people and colidiscope eyes were her disguise

I used to believe that the lyrics to "My eyes adored you" were really "Liza Georgia, though I never laid a hand on you Liza Georgia" and that the song "Forever in Blue Jeans" by Neil Diamond was really "Reverend Blue Jeans" and wanted to go to his church!

I used to believe…

the Tim Mcgaw song "live like you were dyin"
says he went 3.7 seconds on bull named Fumanchu but M and my friend always sang a bull named Blue man Jew. i was 16...

i used to think the ac/dc song you shook me all night long was you should be all night long until i was 11 and my friend sean told me after a dance that i was yelling the wrong words to the song i was so embarrassed

Up until recently I thought the lyrics to "Winter Wonderland" were:
Later on, we'll perspire
As we dream by the fire
To face you're away
The plans that we hate,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

My mom had a good laugh at that one.

Garth Brooks "Friends in Low Places" I heard as,
I got friends in the Oasis. I thought that it was handy if you were ever stuck in the desert. My dad and sister corrected me one day while I was singing along.

There's this commercial for the Drug-Free America campaign, where this cowboy is in the middle of the street playing a guitar and singing, but he's had a tracheotomy so he was using that little box that gives you a robot voice. Anyway, he's singing stuff like "you don't always die from tobacco, sometmes you just lose a lung" and then at the end he says "yippie yi yo ki-yay". I always thought he was actually saying, "Happy Holidays!"
I never really thought about the fact that it was April, and no holidays were taking place...

I used to believe when I was a kid that the lyrics to Elton John's song "Tiny Dancer" was "Hold me closer Tony Danza" because I really liked the sitcom "Who's the Boss?" growing up. It wasn't until I was a teenager that I figured out that was wrong, and to this day I still hear "Tony Danza."

I used to think the title dude looks like a lady was do the funky lady I said that when i was 5 my bro said it's dude looks like a lady

There is a song by Eminem called Mockingbird. The lyrics to part of it go "stiffen that upper lip up little lady...." Well I thought Eminem just made up a beat to throw in the song and I heard "stiffa nada bump neck little lady" It was only after my younger sister informed me that I knew otherwise

When my class would sing America, the Beautiful I would always burst out in tears when I had to sing the part "land where my father dies" I thought it was ONE father and that it was MY father...not our forefathers

In the song Winter WonderLand I thought the part about building a snowman said "And he'll say are you married? We'll say 'no man, but you can do the job when you're in town'." I thought the woman singing the song really wanted to marry a snowman

As a child I always thought that the King of Israel was named "Born" - King Born. From the Christmas Carol "The First Noel"....."Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel" BORN IS THE KING of Israel

In the song "Whip it" by Divo, I used to think they were saying 'whip it, in the shade' instead of 'into shape.' My friend and her mom laughed at me and had to tell me the real words. I got a few others wrong but I can't remember them.

I used to believe…

check this who farted? instead of "Lets get it started"

The real lyrics to the Creed song:

"I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking maybe six feet is so far down"

What I heard:

"I'm six feet from the edge and I kick ass. Maybe six feet is so far down"