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You know that remake of "our lips are sealed" Hillary and Hailey duff did? My mom was completely conviced it was saying "I love Lucile" and since in the video these two girls are crawling all over eachother, my mom was very disturbed and thought they were like together or something :P

Anon
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In Alanis Morissette's song "Ironic", I thought the first line said "An old man turned and yanked", which I figured made sense if he won the lottery. Maybe he turned and yanked on a slot machine or something?...

Mel
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The song, "When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, it's amore", I used to think was
"When the moon hits the sky like a big piece of pie, it's a meringue"

Miranda
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I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman".

Anon
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When I was about 7 years old, i used to mis-sing the words to Grease Lightning, from the movie Grease. instead of singing "Go grease Lightning, your burning up a quarter-MILE." I used to sing, "Go Grease Lightning, you burning up a quarter-DIME!!"

Andrea
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When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!

Greg
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My mum always thought (and, sadly, still thinks) that the song "smoke gets in your eyes" by the Platters is actually "small cats in your eyes".

Anon
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I thought that Ac/Dc song, "You Shook Me All Night Long" was "You Shoot Me All Night Long." I figured out the song was about sex, but I thought "shoot me" was a slang that I just hadn't heard yet.

keyboardplayer
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when i was little i thought that in bryan adams song 'summer of 69',
he actually said 'smells like sex tonight'
i got very embarrassed when it came on the radio

Vitor rodrigues
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In "the anthem" by good charlotte, it still sounds to me like he's saying "I never use the restroom" in a slurred voice at the end when he really says "Another loser anthem, woah!" lol

Amused
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You know that song that goes "When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, it's amore"? well, i used to think he was saying "it's a Moray", and it made no sense to me until i discovered that AMORE is "love" in Italian! lol

Amore
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The song "our lips are sealed" by the gogo's always used to confuse me when i was little because it sounded like she was saying "I'm a sa-seal". i thought it was really weird that she thought she was a seal...lol then i didnt realize the real lyrics until a few years ago when hilary duff remade it! lol

Seal
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the song "more than a woman" still sounds like he's saying "bald headed woman", even though i know what is really being said! lol

Bald Headed Woman
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the first time i heard the song "black-eyed" by placebo, i was unaware of the title. if you're not familiar with the song, during the chorus the lead singer says "black-eyed" over and over. however, i thought he was saying "black guy." my friend nearly killed herself laughing when i asked her how black guys played into a song about insanity.

anonymous
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When i was younger (around 2 maybe) my parents would always sing that "shake your booty song" and thier like heather, heather, where's your booty?

i put my hands up to my chest adn i i rubbed my hands on me. i was so used to hearing my mom call her chest a *boobie* that i heard wrong.

at 13 years old they still joke on me about that, it's soo embarresing!!

heather
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When i was little, i thought that song "shake your booty" was actually "shake your booby". one day i was running around in a shopping centre, yelling out "shake your boobies, shake your boobies".

Jay
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For years I thought that the chorus to the Eurythmics song "Sweet Dreams" was "Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Venus" -not Sweet Dreams are made of this

Glowworm
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My colleague thinks that the Catherine McFee song "so over it" is "So OVERWEIGHT" and she's just turned 30 something! Ha ha

Mrs. Mooo
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The the song The Great Escape I got the lyrics very wrong. It goes Paper bags & plastic hearts
All are belongings in shopping carts
It's goodbye,
But we got one more night
Let's get drunk and drive around
& make peace with an empty town
We can make it right

Throw it away
Forget yesterday
We'll make the great escape
We won't hear a word they say
They don't know us anyway
Watch it burn
Let it die
Cause we are finally free tonight

How ever I though it went
Paper bags and plastic hearts
Everybody in shopping carts
Goodbye
But we fight
Lets get drunk and drive around
and make peace with a empty clown
we can make it right
Throw it away foget yesterday
we'll make the great escape
we wont hear a word they say
they dont know us anyway
watch a bird
let it die
we are finally free tonight.

I think i like my lyrics better, at least the part about the bird...

Let the bird die..
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My friend Karen used to think Britney Spears' song "Baby One More Time" started off "Oh, biben, biben, how was a supposed to know..."

Also she always sang "Turn the beat around, love to feel the cushion" . Never let her live down this one.

Jahna
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