misheard lyrics

In Eminem's 'We As Americans', one of the lines he says is 'Look at our shit has been'. But I thought he was saying 'Look at our shit, it's big'.

Maddy

My 10-year-old brother has recently taken to singing Kelly Clarkson's "Since You've Been Gone". Except, he sings it differently...
Imagine a husky, shouty voice....
"Since you've been gone....
I'm a bean onyany animal...."

PS- the real lyrics are "Since you've been gone... I can't breathe for the first time..."

HOW??????

Anon

In Louis' Armstrongs Version of "What A Wonderful World" It says:

I see trees of green........ red roses too
I see ’em bloom..... for me and for you
And I think to myself.... what a wonderful world.

I see skies of blue..... clouds of white
Bright blessed days....dark sacred nights
And I think to myself .....what a wonderful world.

but i thought it said:

I see trees of green........ red noses too
I see ’em bloom..... for me and for you
And I think to myself.... what a wonderful world.

I see skies of blue..... clouds of kites
Bright geussed days....the dogs say goodnight
And I think to myself .....what a wonderful world.


lol!

Alex

My kindergarten teacher's name was Mrs. Boshultz. Around that time, "Bus stop" by the Jackson 5 was a big song. So of course I heard the song as "Get down, Mrs. Boshultz! Don't stop til you get enough!" My parents couldn't stop laughing at this one, and made sure to share this with Mrs. Boshultz at the parent teacher conference.

Anon

When I was about 4, "Lucille" by Kenny Rogers was popular. Instead of "four hungry children, crops in the field", I sang it as "four hundred children crapping in the field".

Anon

On the song Freestyler when it goes 'Yeah-straight from the top of my dome' I used to think it was 'Cheesestring at the top of my door' I wandered what it was on about!

Rhiannon

I used to think Bruce Springsteins song, "I'm the Nothin man", was "I'm the muffin man"....who knew?

Toothfairy

i thought that the "bandaid" xmas song said
"fever..... whooaaaaaa"
instead of "feed the world"

azcaz

I knew someone who thought the lyrics to Eiffel 65's "Blue" - "I'm blue da ba dee da ba die" was "I'm blue - I'm in need of a guy."

Juicyfruitkisses

When I was five years old, I sent adults into fits of laughter with my interpretation of "That Old Black Magic"--". . .that same old witch crap when your eyes meet mine . . ."

Anon

In The Smiths song "This Charming Man", when Morrisey sings,
"I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said "it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care".
A jumped up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said "return the ring" "

I thought he sang,
"I would go out tonight but I haven't got a stitch to wait,
This man, he's gruesome, said someone so handsome should care.
A jumped up country boy
Who never knew his place
She said, return to me."

Well, Morrisey IS pretty darn difficult to understand, listen to this song and you'll understand!

Dazed and Confused.

i used to think that linsay lohan's song "i wanna come first" was "i wanna converse" i nver knew what it meant.

molly

A couple years ago my brother was singing the AC/DC song "Dirty Deeds" and instead of saying, dirty deeds and there done dirt cheap, he said, dirty deeds and the dunder jig.

Gerdy

I think we all thought this when we were little: I use to sing: (Madonna, Material Girl)

Living in a m'cheerio world
And I am a m'cheerio girl
You know that we are living in a m'cheerio world
And I am a m'cheerio girl

M'cheerio Girl

I use to think Milli Vanilli's song "blame it on the rain" was "baby on the range". (haha that's two embarassing things in one!)

Anon

the song "under neath it all theres an endless story theres the man i chose thats my territory"

i heard as
"under neath your bra theres an endless story theres the man i chose thats my territory" ummm....no...:0)

someone

When my friends were singing blue by Eiffel 65, i thought instead of "blue da ba dee da ba di" i thought they were singing "i'm blue i believe i can die!" I didn't find i was wrong til i was about 11 at a disco.

unusual being

Until I was 12 I used to think the Australian national anthem ("Advance Australia Fair") was about Australia putting up the price of Australian airline tickets so New Zealanders couldn't afford them - "Advance Australia Fares".

Anon