music: misheard lyrics

My brother use to think that "Shameless" by Garth Brooks use to go ~I'm Shaving~ instead of the right lyrics going ~I'm Shameless~ he didn't figure out what he was saying until he was 15

A very god friend of mine used to sing "when the ocean meets the sky, I'll be staling. Instead of "when the ocean meets the sky, I'll be sailing. We were coming down the highway, 3 of us and she is shouting at the top of her lungs with the radio blaring singing the wrong word. My other friend and I died laughing

While in college a tori amous song came on the radio i couldnt figure out the words, a friend told me they were "got a big dick?" for months thats what i was singing until another friend pointed out that shes actually singing "got to be big" how mortifing is that? ;)

I used to think the line in Green Day's when i come around was "sell donuts at my door" instead of "so don't knock down my door"
I still think it sounds like donut.

When i was little that song called"I believe in Miracles" where you from that sexy thing you.
well I thought they were singing..
"I believe in Milking um"....LOL
We still laugh at that!

In the song "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen, I misheard the line 'And the stiffness in your bones' for 'I've got stiffness in the balls' and I always though it was a very dity song..talking about some guy being hard and all..

When my uncle was very young he suddenly stopped singing in the middle of "My Country Tis of Thee", looked at his mother and asked,"So just where IS Tis of Thee anyway?"

I used to believe that the song Sugar by Trick Daddy which really went "She put that sugar on my tongue Shes gonna Gimme gimme some
She put it right there on my tongue...." til my friend pointed out to me that i was singing it wrong, this is how i sang it:"..sugar on hot sauce, shes caught up, gimme gimme some of that sugar right there on my sauce..." well, i turned red as hot sauce when i found out that thats not actually what theyre saying...

my friend jenn thought that the prodigy was singing i'm a twisted fiire fighter instead of fire starter, also that oasis were singing fromage frais instead of some might say.

I believed the words to the nursery rhyme were:

It's raining, It's puring
the old man is snoring
He went to bed
with a bucket on his head
And couldn't get up in the morning.

I was looking at this website, and I saw a belief saying,

[I used to think that the 80's song
" I wish that I had Jesse's girl"
was
"I wish that I was Jesse's girl"
and I was so confused as to why a boy would want to be Jesse's girl.
Anon]

When I read that, I thought to myself, "Wait, they DON'T say 'I wish that I was Jesse's girl?'"
Wow, I was always confused about that too!

In the Green Day song, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams," when the singer says, "Sometimes I wish someone up there will find me," I thought he said "Sometimes I wish a grizzly bear will find me."
:)

when i was young i thought that the AC/DC song dirty deeds was "dirty Dees and the Thunder Chief"
about a bad guy called dirty dees who got in trouble with god.

I think it was either me or my sister that used to sing Baa Baa black sheep with these alternative lyrics;
And one for the little boy who lived down the DRAAAAAYN!

I though the lyrics to Paul Simon's Call Me Al went:
I can call you baby,
Ready when you call me
You can call me out.
In stead of:
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
It seemed to make sense at the time!

I used to believe that during "The Star Spangled Banner"
that instead of 'by the dawn's early light' it would say,
'by the donnzerrli light' like it was a place or something!

In the Take that song (originally by the Beegees) 'How Deep Is Your Love' ..there the line "And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love and then softly leave
And it’s me you need to show
How deep is your love"

i thought "and its me you need to show" was " and you really need to shutup!!!"

In the Gorrilaz song "Clint Eastwood", I thought he sang
"I'm happy,
Feelin' glad
I got sunshine
Inabye (::whatever that means::)
I got new slides
But not for long
The future is comin' on."

"When it actually goes like,
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad.
I got sunshine in a bag.
I'm useless, but not for long.
My future is comin' on."