music: misheard lyrics

I used to sing, from KISS "I want to rock and roll all night- AND PART OF EVERYDAY!!" It was a 1.5 day party, i thought.

Also I thought the song, "Stop dragging my heart around" Was, "stop driving my car around"

when i was little and heard the song come on the radio, "Secret Agent Man," i used to believe that they were really saying "secret asian man," and that there was some little asian man running around in a trenchcoat and sunglasses

when i was about 4 or 5 my mother was playing the gloria estefan song "wanna be my lover" and i loved it. so then we were at a play date with all my friends and their mothers and i got up and started singing I WANNA BEAT MY LOVER! instead of wanna be my lover.

I used to believe the song 'vdeo killed the radio star' was 'baby dont kill the radio star.' I was wondering why a young baby would want to kill.

my little sister always used to ask me to play the 'Bayba'song, i hadn't a clue what she was on about until one day i played Britney Spears 'Baby one more time' and she jumped up and said that's it, that's the bayba' song 'oh bayba bayba, how was i to know' some nutty folk about isn't there?

in the song "purple haze," i used to believe that instead of saying "'scuse me while i kiss the sky," that he was actually saying "'scuse me while i kiss this guy."

I used to think that the christmas song that goes " Look to the future now, it's only just beguuuuuuun" went "Roll to the future now..." I always used to dance arouund my room to that song and everytime I'd do a roly poly:P

In the Gordon Lightfoot song Carefree Highway - I used to think it was "Every highway, let me slip away..." instead of "Carefree highway, let me slip away..."

Okay it's me again (the digimon freak peson)... apart from the here we go embarresment... in the theme song of digimon they sing

"Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions!"

I actually thought they said,

"Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon Garlic Champions!"

I thought, until recently, that that song went
'There's gonna be a party tonight'
instead of 'heartache tongight'

My sister thought at the lyrics to the Panic! At the Disco song was "Kamacazi caught you causing a comotion on the gurney again" when they really where "Camera caught you causing a comotion again".... for those of you who didnt now a kamacazi is a drink!

i was reading a belief on this site about a choir song that goes "by the muddy muddy banks of the low road". up until i read it, i thought the song went "by the bonnie bonnie banks of lock lomond". no idea what the "bonnie banks" or "lock lomond" are...

In Justin Timberlake's song "Sexyback", Timbaland says, "Get your sexy on" repeatedly. I thought it was "Who's your sexy ho" and I wondered how that made it onto the radio.

I used to think "Stayin Alive" by the Bee Gees was actually "Stay in the Light"

My son was singing something to the tune of "La Cuckaracha", but it didn't quite sound right. I thought I'd teach him a little something and I said, "Do you know what La Cuckaracha means?". He looked at me funny and said, "Croctch?". All this time he had been singing, "Cro-o-o-o-othca! Cro-o-o-o-tcha!"

Pave paradise, put up a f*** in life.

The real words are of course, 'Put up a parking lot'.

My friend thought it was, 'Put up with f*** in life'. :( Sounds better than mine.