music: misheard lyrics

When my brother was younger he thought the song from shrek that goes "i'm on my way from misery to happyness" was "i'm on my way from nudery to honda"... I have no clue why....

When I was little I thought the song Venus said "I'm the penis you're the vagina... Its your desire." I thought it was a nasty song and felt bad dancing to it. I never understood how it was ok to like it. I didn't know the real words until I was 19 or so. Eeeek!
P.S. I thought Madona was always singing about me and knew who I was.

Celine Dion has a Christmas song in Fench titled "Les Cloches Du Hameau." If my French is correct (probably NOT, lol) that means "Bells of the Hamlet" or something like that.
In one line, I could swear that she's singing "Les cloches du hameau...ayyamak sa'ieeda...." Well, "Ayyamak sa'ieeda is ARABIC for "May your day be happy", and last time I checked Celine Dion didn't speak any Arabic, so I doubt that's what she's saying.

When i was younger (around 2 maybe) my parents would always sing that "shake your booty song" and thier like heather, heather, where's your booty?

i put my hands up to my chest adn i i rubbed my hands on me. i was so used to hearing my mom call her chest a *boobie* that i heard wrong.

at 13 years old they still joke on me about that, it's soo embarresing!!

I misheard the lyrics to Fallout Boy's "Sugar, We're Going Down," as:

We're going round round in a merrygoround
And sugar we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded gun calling,
cock it and pull it

I used to think the lyrics for sexy can I was "...It's so cold out homie, let me go and get my camera. All I wanna know is sexy can I..."

I must've thought the song " Blue " was written posthumously by Eiffel65 because I was certain the lyrics claimed " I'm blue I was beat up and died... "

For the song 'Listen Like Thieves' by INXS, I've been singing for ten years now, "Everybody's telling their knees... Listen like thieves!" instead of "Everybody's down on their knees..."

When I heard the Beatles song Help with the lyrics, "and I do appreciate you comin round," I literally imagined a person who was a round ball, kind of like Violet turning into a blueberry in Willy Wonka.

I used to believe the line, "take it back now y'all", in the Cha Cha Slide was "take it back daddy y'all".

I used to believe that the lyrics to Mull of Kintyre were bollocking time

When I was little my absolute favorite song was "My Eyes Of Georgia" by Frankie Valli. When someone told me I was singing it wrong and that the words were "my eyes adored you" I was perplexed. "My eyes adored you" didn't make a damn bit of sense to me.

I used to think Stevie Ray Vaughan said "At nights I go shopping" instead of "And that's a cold shot, baby" in the song "Cold Shot". I didn't figure it out until pretty recently, and I'm 27.

I used to think that in the popular 80s song by Til Tuesday they were saying "Hush, hush, keep it down down, this is scary". Until I started working in radio and learned the song was called "Voices Carry" and it all made sense!

When Bill Withers sings "Gonna be, gonna be" in the song, "A Lovely Day," I thought he was actually singing "Barnaby."

I used to believe the lyrics to "Lay Down Sally" by Eric Clapton were "Way Down South"