misheard lyrics

i used to think shanks and bigfoot said sweet like chocolate sauce instead of sweet like chocolate boy... and a xmas advert on tv that said holidays are coming i thought it said hundred days are coming duhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh well
:)

bob yared

The ying yang twins- Wait (The whisper song)

Lyric- Beat da pussy up

What I heard- Never get it up

I had no idea why they would say that.

Cappy

I Used To Belive That In The Song "Magic", By Olivia-Newton John, That The Chorus Started This Way: "Captian Belive We Are Magic". I Guess I Needed A Hearing Aid!!!.

Tim M.

I used to think that in the song Jet they were actually singing chair

anony-mouse

When I was about 7 years old, i used to mis-sing the words to Grease Lightning, from the movie Grease. instead of singing "Go grease Lightning, your burning up a quarter-MILE." I used to sing, "Go Grease Lightning, you burning up a quarter-DIME!!"

Andrea

I thought the madonna song "see the way you love me" was about a blind person who couldn't see himself that loved madonna.

Anon

In Beyonce's song "Single Ladies" are the lines:

"I need no permission, did I mention?
Don't pay him any attention."

For a long time I thought those lines said:

"I need no permission, did I mention?
Duct tape 'em many attentions."

Shelley

I used to love Elvis when I was a kid and I only realised last week that the words are actually "hard-headed woman been a thorn in the side of man... Ever since the world began", not, as I used to sing very loudly, "hard-headed woman with a hole in the side of her head... Ever since the waffle began."

Allykat

Until I was about 16, I though Huey Lewis's "The Heart of Rock and Roll" said "The OBOE may be barely breathing" as opposed to "old boy." I still hear oboe when I listen to it.

Anon

A friend of mine, when we were in our early teens, used to like the Beatles song "Paperback Writer". She would sing it at the top of her voice, but when she got to the chorus she would sing "Take her back right now, right now, right now!"

Anon

My friend's little sister though that the line from Ace of Base's song, "All that she wants is another baby, she's going tomorrow" was "All get your watch, it's another baby. She's going to borrow it"

Anon

my daughter was singing robbie williams
feel when it came to the bit i've got to much life running through my veins she was singing i've got too much blood running through my veins at the top off her voice

Anon

I used to think that the song "White Room" by Creem went "In a white room with black curtains with the devil"

Julia

weezer's why bother

when i first heard this song i thought the chorus actually went;
my father
he's gonna hurt me
he's gonna kill when you desert me
this happened to me twice before
won't happen to me anymore

dee

I used to think the song "Hurting Each Other" by the Carpenters referred to a local TV show--especially when they sang "Can't we stop, dialing for dollars;"

Anon

On Michael Jackson's Billie Jean song... I thought he sang "Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who says that I am the one... but the GIRL is not my son." And I was always thinking how can a girl be a son anyway?

Anon

theres a song that goes "who....are you? who? who? who? who?" i used to think it was "blue....oning, blue blue blue blue"

savannah

my brother used to think that the grease song "you are the one i want" wwent you are the wallowop..... lol

Ruby White

i used to think in the lion king song hakuna matata they were saying:
"its our motto, see, we'll also be hakuna matata"

Anon

My best friends daughter Elizabeth was singing the song Afternoon Delight with us and instead of that she sang, "Afternoon tonight"
My son calls the washing maching the washing MaCLean.

Anon