songs

I used to think band music came out of the conducters baton! Then I tried it and no music came out so I thought it only worked with audiences!

Anon

I thought that song, "If You're Happy And You Know It" put lots of pressure on kids. Like, what if you DON'T know when you're happy, then what?

Juliet

I used to believe "Young Hearts Run Free" was sung by Rod Stewart. It sounded similar to "Do ya Think I'm Sexy?" to me at the time, and now I know the two songs are COMPLETELY different.

Indeed

I used to beleive that in the center of the earth was a chipmunk and it became hot outside when he was using his oven thanx to the song "worms make dirt" by the aquabats!

MC Bat Commander

I have been Pokemon-obsessed since I was six and I still am. When I was seven my mom used to play this tape of 80's music and I became convinced that all the songs were sung by Pokemon, and I would imagine what Pokemon were singing it and give the groups all Pokemon names. Because of this I kept begging my parents to put the tape in whenever we got in the car (it annoyed them after a while). Eventually the tape got lost.

Pokemon-obsessed

My son's version of Jingle Bells: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way! Oh thats one, it is to ride in a one horse open slave, hey!

... and We Wish You a Merry Christmas: We wish you was Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year

(he just turned 6!)

Taconnis

My sister used to think the Al Green song Love & Happiness said Love will make you mess! She might have been on to something!

Anon

That a childhood song was made up of these nonsensical words: Mareseedoughs and doughseedoughs and little lambsy divies.

EG

i used to think that whenever my sister would play music on her iPod or listen to a song on the radio. i thought that the singer lived in the iPod or radio and sung it every time it played

Anon

That when I played music on a Cd player there was some vary tiny men playing music and then at the end thay would get tips ... LOL


bye.

Anon

I thought that Hey Soul Sister was by OneRepublic and released in November 2015

Anon

I am thoroughly ashamed of this one - when I was EIGHT I cried myself to sleep over the Meatball Song. I don't know what it's really called - it's the one about "I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed" etc. 6 months later thy tried to teach it to us in music lessons. I went beserk and spent the lesson in the corrior with my hands over my ears.
I still hate that song - now it doesn't upset me but it's too stupid to be funny.

Rachel

When I was about 5 I was watching Barney and how people started singing and automatically music came. I thought it was possible so I went into my room and starting singing but no music played.

Lime

When I was little I used to think the song "Smooth Operator" by Sade was about a lady who answered phones--you know, an operator. (Operators are standing by).

Anon

I used to believe that singers and musicians performed their studio recordings completely "live": they'd step into the studio, play and sing (while the next band was already in the waiting room), and got out 40 minutes later. I used to think this had to be stressful. Further more, I was wondering how that was possible when you sometimes hear the singer starting a new melody while he's still finishing the previous line.

Denis

I used to believe that my nana and grandad had made up all of the songs they used to sing to me as a child when i was going to bed. I particularly believed this about the christmas carols they sang to me. So you can imagine my distress sat in asda's cafe aged 12 when i heard one of them on the radio!

Anon

I used to think that a conductor while conducting told the players what to play as opposed to their music.

Daryl

I have no idea why, but I used to believe that "The Little Drummer Boy," my favorite Christmas carol as a child, and "Do You Hear What I Hear?" were the same song. Except the former was the original and better version, while the latter was a crappy spinoff in which someone had decided to mess with the tune and add their own lyrics. Whenever I heard "Do You Hear What I Hear?" sung on the radio at Christmas, I felt angry at the artist for singing "The Little Drummer Boy" wrong and ruining it.

Anon

I thought Madonna's song "Papa Don't Preach" was a complicated metaphor about something I didn't understand (but definitely NOT about keeping an actual baby).

Katie

the gorrilas (a band) didnt show pictures of there faces, but the showed cartoons, I thought the gorrilas were 3D cartoons.

moe