nature

I was terrified of the little orange light on the gas meter at nighttime because I thought it was a fire.

I thought that grass seed had magical powers and would sprinkle it on things to make things happen. When it didn't, I got confused.

When It is lightning god is bowling when it is thunder he got a strike when its raining angels are crying when its haling god is playing golf because hail can be the size of a golf ball

I used to believe that the red sea was red

As a child I used to think that the sea was infinite.

When I was little, I thought that falling stars were really stars falling. So in the hopes of seeing a falling star, I'd often pick a random star and stare at it hoping it would fall.

When I was small I would think the moon was following my car. Everytime we passed by a big building and it would hide it, I would be like "Yes we lost it" but as we drove on I saw it and I told my parents to drive faster.

I used to believe that German people were called clouds

I thought if you sneezed on poison ivy then you will get a rash all over your body

When it's thunder and lightning, I think it's God banging on some drums letting us know that he is still God. The lightning God is saying, "Wake up everyone, you have a choice. You follow me or you follow the world. I will be coming soon like a lion who roars out loud!"

I used to think an avalanche was a type of bird native to the high mountains

When I was a little girl I used to believe the sun and the moon were two lovers and the stars there children, one night I was looking the sky ans this night I didn't see any stars, I was crying because for me all the children of the moon and the sun were dead

I used to believe a cloud was hard when I little boy. But when I grew up, I soon realized that it was not true. My parents told me that the airplanes were passing through the clouds so I no longer believed it

When it rained, I though that God was sad and he is crying. When there was thunder I thought he was SUPER angry and he was shouting and/or moving furniture in house (heaven) and when there was lightening, I thought he was really really mad and he is shouting so much he is spitting fire

The sun switches off at night and on again in the morning

I thought rain was made when God was crying, and wind when God blew on the earth because it was too hot.