Thunder is the sound of God bowling

I used to belive that god was bolwing and every time thunder hit god got a stike

Greyhound

When I was a child I was scared of thunder and lightning. So my mother told me that it was God bowling, the rumble was the sound of the ball going down the lane and the "crash" was God getting a strike. She never did explain why there was lightning though....

Confused in NH

I used to be scared of thunderstorms, until my mum told me once that it was just God and Jesus bowling, when there was thunder it was the bowling ball, going down the bowling lane and when one of them got a strike, it would light the sky with lightning, I still like to believe this.

Paula

i used to believe that when there was thunder and lightning god was playing bowling at a disco

georgia

I USED TO BELIEVE AND STILL DO AND ALSO TELL MY CHILDREN THAT WHEN IT IS THUNDERING OUT, GOD IS BOWLING AND GETTING LOTS OF STRIKES!

Anon

When it was storming, the thunder was God bowling, lightning was the fireworks when He got a strike, and rain was angels crying because they lost. I like to still think this.

jfreak070

I used to think that thunder was god bowling. My sister told me that.

Eli

When I was younger I was afraid when it stormed..so my mom told me that the angels were bowling in heaven. And when it thundered or lighting then one of the angels made a strike!~!

Rachel, Tn

Until I was about 7 I was terribly afraid of thunderstorms. As something to comfort me my mom told me that the angels had time off and they went bowling. When they made a strike there is a huge bang and its thunder. When lighting strikes an angel has one game and hes celebrating. I didnt like that bowling alley, they couldve gone to the one down the road, I would have liked that a lot better............

Anon

I was told as a child that the sound of thunder was from angels bowling in the clouds.

Patty, NY

When I was under the age of 13 I used to belive that thunder was God bowling, and the lighting was him hitting the pins, and he always got them.

Anon

when i was 5 i said that when it rained it was god taking a shower when it thundered he was bowling, and when there was lightning he was playin with a flashlight.

unknown

whenever it was lightning out, my dad would tell me that God was bowling up in heaven.

Anon

My grandpa used to tell us that the thunder and lightning was the angels bowling in the heavens. Whenever they got a strike, it would lightening. I know now that lightening causes the thunder not the other way around, but I used to think "of course they are good bowlers, they're angels!"

chilhood believer

I always thought that when there was thunder during a storm, it meant that either God was really mad or he was bowling. I thought that when it was raining that angels were crying.

Dana

When I was a little kid, I thought that whenever there was thunder and lightning, that it meant God and His angels were bowling.

Elizabeth

My mother told me when I was young that thunder was from God bowling!

K.G.

My grandmother used to tell me that thunder was the angels bowling.

laf

my parents told me a comforting story about thunderstorms when I would get the spooks. They said that was God and the angels bowling up in heaven...when lightning struck, someone got a "strike". LOL!

Cris

When i was very young, I use to be afraid of Thunder and Lightning. so to make me calm down, my mom use to tell me that it was God bowling and everytime there was a lightning bult, it would mean He got a strike and when it was raining that meant He was crying because He los! I am 18 years old and I am very disappointed to know that this is not true!

Nicki D