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Thunder is the sound of God bowling

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My Grama always told me that thunder was just God bowling and the lightning was when he got a strike!

Kim
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I used to think that thunder was God bowling and the lightning was when He got a strike. Rain was also God crying and snow was God's dandruff.

Marci
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When it was storming, the thunder was God bowling, lightning was the fireworks when He got a strike, and rain was angels crying because they lost. I like to still think this.

jfreak070
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Thunder was my dead uncle in heaven playing a round of bowling with God.

Mike
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I used to be scared of thunderstorms, until my mum told me once that it was just God and Jesus bowling, when there was thunder it was the bowling ball, going down the bowling lane and when one of them got a strike, it would light the sky with lightning, I still like to believe this.

Paula
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I USED TO BELIEVE AND STILL DO AND ALSO TELL MY CHILDREN THAT WHEN IT IS THUNDERING OUT, GOD IS BOWLING AND GETTING LOTS OF STRIKES!

Anon
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i used to believe that when there was thunder and lightning god was playing bowling at a disco

georgia
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When I was younger I was afraid when it stormed..so my mom told me that the angels were bowling in heaven. And when it thundered or lighting then one of the angels made a strike!~!

Rachel, Tn
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Until I was about 7 I was terribly afraid of thunderstorms. As something to comfort me my mom told me that the angels had time off and they went bowling. When they made a strike there is a huge bang and its thunder. When lighting strikes an angel has one game and hes celebrating. I didnt like that bowling alley, they couldve gone to the one down the road, I would have liked that a lot better............

Anon
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When I was under the age of 13 I used to belive that thunder was God bowling, and the lighting was him hitting the pins, and he always got them.

Anon
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when i was 5 i said that when it rained it was god taking a shower when it thundered he was bowling, and when there was lightning he was playin with a flashlight.

unknown
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I used to think that thunder was god bowling. My sister told me that.

Eli
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My grandpa used to tell us that the thunder and lightning was the angels bowling in the heavens. Whenever they got a strike, it would lightening. I know now that lightening causes the thunder not the other way around, but I used to think "of course they are good bowlers, they're angels!"

chilhood believer
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whenever it was lightning out, my dad would tell me that God was bowling up in heaven.

Anon
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When I was a little kid, I thought that whenever there was thunder and lightning, that it meant God and His angels were bowling.

Elizabeth
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when i was 7 my mommy told me that thunder was God bowling. and that lightning was the flashy lights when you get a strike! 10 years later.. the other day, my boyfriend told my that thunder is god taking a picture of you, and the lightning is the lash. yeah, we're not 7 anymore!

Stephie.
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My mother told me when I was young that thunder was from God bowling!

K.G.
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my parents told me a comforting story about thunderstorms when I would get the spooks. They said that was God and the angels bowling up in heaven...when lightning struck, someone got a "strike". LOL!

Cris
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when there is a thunderstorm the lightening and thunder is god bowling. the thunder is god getting a strike and the lightening was the angels celebrating the strike. at one point i was also told that the lightening was god getting angry that his ball went into the gutter.

Anon
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I always thought that when there was thunder during a storm, it meant that either God was really mad or he was bowling. I thought that when it was raining that angels were crying.

Dana
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