Thunder is the sound of God bowling

When I was little I used ot be really scared of rain and thunder until one day my mom told me that the thunder was the angels in heaven bowling an that the reain was tears od joy when they won! I swore by that!

Kris

When I was about 5 I was told that when there was thunder that God was bowling with Saint Peter. So every time it thundered(and it rains a lot it New Jersey), I would happily announce God was bowling again.

Wombat Queen

i used to think that when it thundered, it was god bowling with his friends.

Anon

When I was a kid I thought thunder was God bowling, and the lightning was celebrating his getting a strike. God must have been a good bowler!

Pablo

My dad used to tell me thunder was when god was bowling and got a strike.I also thought lightening was when god turned on a lamp.

Anon

I used to believe that thunder was angels bowling.

Kat

I use to believe that thunder was God and the angels bowling. When I got a little bit older, I thought it was when clouds ran into each other.

Jessica

when i was younger i got a web sitie that thunder was angles bowling and i thought that lightning was them making a goal and they start to celabart by having a party

Sophia

Ny belife is that god cry when it rains and whenever it thunders he gets a strikw in bowling! But i dont know what the lightning ia:: (

Anon

I used to believe that the sound of thunder was the angels and god in heaven bowling.

-Stinky Toria

When I was little and afraid of storms, my Mom would tell be when it thundered that it was the angels bowling in the clouds. I didn't really believe it though.

JCD