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during great stroms grandma always told me that thounder is when st.peter is rolling winebarrels to the gates of heaven.the only thing that puzzled me was that i thought alcohol was a banned thing..
i used to get scared during thunder storms when i was little because for some reason i thought the noise was really giants playing bowling down the driveway
When I was a kid, I used to believe that when lightning flashed in the sky, it was angles in heaven making a movie and the studio lights where flashing, when thunder boomed that it was god blowing and when it rained, the Virgin Mary was chopping onions and making God cry
When i was younger i was terrified of thunder storms n cudn't undastand wot it was n wot all the noise was, so wen eva it wud thunder my mum n dad wud tell me it was all the people in heaven above the clouds movin their furniture around in their homes! n i actualy used 2 believe them!!
I remember being very young, and I was woken by the thunder and lightning outside. It was so loud and scary! I thought lightning was God's temper. The louder the thunder, and the brighter the lightning, the closer he was to getting me. I would inch to the edge of the bed where I couldn't see out my window (and assumed since I couldn't see outside, "he" couldn't see in) and lay there for 15 minutes waiting for the thunder and lightning to calm down before going back to bed.
When I was young I used to beleive that when it thunders, it means that there's a fight and their were asking me to go and fight with thunders and lightening. So would take my plastic sword that were part of my carnival costume and stay in our yard fighting with thunder. Silly me
Iused to believe that when it rains god was crying and when it thundered god was mad at my mom dad and sister. I sure did get worried. When it was sunny god was relaxed. When airplanes went by i thought god was snoring...REALLY LOUD!
Once when i was little there was a thunderstorm and i asked my parents where it came from. They said it came from iowa. I thought there was this person called Mr. Iowa who made all the bad weather and i went and asked him to stop it.
I always thought thunder was the sound of the crumbling buildings, after lightning had struck them.
I used to believe that when it thundered, it meant the devil was beating his wife.
i used to believe that god was having a wee when it rained and the thunder was the chain was being flushed also i thaught lightning was god throwing angles from the sky so fast they turned blue and you could not see them
I used to believe that thunder was cause by Mother Nature bowling, and lightning was because she had a strike. I convinced all my friends too.
My older sister told me during a rainstorm that thunder was just the angels blowing their noses.
I'm 40, and to this day I've never been afraid of thunder.
When i was little i was watching a storm out of the window. When my mum asked what i was doing i said of the lightning that God was taking photos of me.
My mum used to tell me that someone was delivering bricks at the top of our road when it thundered!
I remember being told that thunder was just God moving his/her furniture around.
When we were younger, my brother and i thought that thunder was when god was counting all of the sins that we from the last thunder storm. So, at every thunder storm, we would count the number of thunders there were, and we figured that was the amount of sins that we did.
When i was little my daycare teacher told me that thunder was clouds bumping into each other. I believed that for a long time.
My mother firmly embedded in my head that when you hear thunder, it's actually God talking. I had no idea how she could understand Him and I couldn't.
my mum and dad used to tell me that when it was thunder and lightning God was moving his furniture or using the toilet.
I was very gullible.