nature: thunder and lightning

I used to jump in my mothers lap when it used to rain with thunder & lightning.Because i used to believe that god is searching for me with his gun and firing as he is not getting me,and he is becoming more and more angry.
The reason behind this belief is my mother used to tell me that i am a grown up boy (i was 3 years old then) and i should not ask for my mothers milk.

When I was 6 or 7 I used to belive that when it was sunny God was happy, when it was rainy that God was cring, when there was lightning God was mad and when there was thunder God was bowling.

my aunties anne and carole newton used to believe (my mum and other auntie convinced them)that whenever they heard thunder it was god coming down to get them !

My mum told me that flashes was created when two clouds crash into each other. When I found it out the true explanation many years later I was not very happy and felt cheated.

Lightening means Allah takes photes of me.

I used to believe that when it thundered it was God getting angry and throwing stuff about... I also thought that sheet lightning was actually called sheep lightning lol

When I was younger,
my mum always used to tell me when there was a storm,
God was angry and he was hitting drums which was the thunder...

i heard from sum 1 that if u did sum thing bad it would storm so i had to be good or else..........if i wasn';t god got angry and needed anger mangement.

I used to be scared of thunder and lightning as a kid, and so I made up a story involving God and his angels, to this day, I still believe, even though I now don't beleive in God.

When its thunder, God's passing wind. When its raining, the angels are weeing, and when it's lightning, God's annoyed with everyone...

when i was young i thoutht thunder was elves bowling and lightnig was the bowling aley lights

my mum and dad used to tell me that when it was thunder and lightning God was moving his furniture or using the toilet.
I was very gullible.

When i was little my daycare teacher told me that thunder was clouds bumping into each other. I believed that for a long time.

i used to believe that when it started to thunder it was santa moving his toys around

I USED TO BELIEVE RAIN AND LIGHTNING WAS MADE EVERTIME GOD CRIED OR TOOK A PEE OR TOOK A SHOWER

When I was young,during a thunderstorm I used to think that God was going to work with his briefcase and that is why I thought that thunder sounded like that

When It is lightning god is bowling when it is thunder he got a strike when its raining angels are crying when its haling god is playing golf because hail can be the size of a golf ball