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nature: thunder and lightning

370 beliefs

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When I was little my dad told me when ever it thundered it was my Grandma bowling a strike.

Anon

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Thunder is the sound of God bowling

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I used to believe that thunder was god playing the drums and lightning was when a lightbulb in gods house burnt out, and it would flash. Then when I got a little oler, I thought that thunder was clouds banging together.

— Bella

I remember the nieghbors telling me during a thunder storm that the noise was bombs & since they had a fence around there yard they would'nt get bombed. I went home & that night the storm got closer & closer , so i ran in my parents room & was hiding under the bed crying.

— Tina

When I was a girl, I used to believe that when It was raining with lightning and thounder, It was because God was very furious. In that moment, I was hiding myself under my bed and I was starting to cry.

— Marien

When i was child , My mother told me, when the sky was rainning, the god will use the thunderbolt to punish me, If i did some bad things for another people. so , I used to believe this story , when i was child. Every times , when the sky was rainning , I always affrid about that the god will be use thunderbolt to punish me . therforce , In that time , I used to use my fingers to plug my ears , I didn't want listen that scare voice!I also don't like rainning day

— Felix

When I was little, I somehow thougth that the sky had a solid ceiling. Anyway, I also thought that thunder was the sound of the sky ceiling falling closer to ground and that lightning was the sparks of the sky ceiling grinding ever closer to earth. For this reason, I was screaming my head off in panic whenever there was a thunderstorm because I thought that eventually the sky ceiling would fall right down to the ground and crush us all to death.

— Thorator

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I used to believe that when it was raining, it was because God opened the tap.

— RQC

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When i was in preschool, we would have naptimes and whenever it thundered i would lay there thinking that God was snoring along with us. Haha

— mandy

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I used to believe…

wen i was younger well until recently i thought thunder was the lil clouds bumping into each other - i failed geography gcse... - haha lol!

— stoodles

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Thunder were the angels bowling and lighting is when they made a stike.

— Jennifer

My mother use to tell me to be quiet during a thunderstorm. I never could figure out why she said that and now when it's a thunderstorm I make everyone in the house be quiet.

— Crystal Williams

I used to believe that thunders and lightings were coming from the God Zeus (according to the ancient greek mythology) when he was angry, because modern greeks believe in Jesus, instead in him !

— Giorgos

I used to believe that seeing lightning would blind you. So when my brothers and sisters would gather around the window to watch the passing storm, I would stay away from the windows and hide under my covers, lest I catch a flash out of the corner of my eye.

— DaveC426913

THUNDER WAS SANTA GETTING OUR PRESENTS READY FOR CHRISTMAS

— kRISTINE

I used to think I would die if I saw lightning or looked at It because I thought that it would pull me outside and hurt me

— Shannon

i used to believe that when i heard thunder that god was alwayz farting as this is what my mates used to tell me. i still believe them and they laugh at me for it. i dont see what the problem is.

— the woman of thunder

I used to believe (thanks to my mum!) that when it began to thunder, it meant that the angels in heaven were dragging around their furniture. I would always have a mental image of a bunch of angel pushing around a dining table because they wanted to rearrange their dining room!

— Cheeseball

Me and a friend were caught out in a thunder storm once, i sat and told her that it was zeus having a battle with another god on metal chariots, and everytime there was a flash of lightining and a rumble, it was the chariots colliding and one of them falling over.

— meredith

I used to believe that lightning came down. Now I know it goes UP.

— Kitty Lover

When it thunders its god moving his furniture

— stacey

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