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Thunder was the angels shaking their blankets out. Rain was the fairies crying.

wolfie
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I used to believe that when it thundered it was God moving the furniture around up in heaven!

Clare N.I.
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i used to believe that thunder was when God was playing the drums and lightning was when he was throwing lightning bolts at naughty people.

good question
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One time wheen I was a kid, I farted so loudly that my mother said, "Gee, did I hear thunder?". It seems like years thereafter that I actually thought that thunder was caused by somebody somewhere farting very loudly!

Julie
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We lived in an area surrounded by farmland, mostly growing potatoes, and whenever it thundered, my dad would say, "They must be loading spuds in Tulelake!" That must have kept me calm when the loud roll of the thunder started.

Peggy
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I was told by my older sister that God was rearanging the furniture. And when there was a lighting he didn't like where the angels had placed the furniture so he blew it up.

Anon
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When I was a kid, I used to believe that when lightning flashed in the sky, it was angles in heaven making a movie and the studio lights where flashing, when thunder boomed that it was god blowing and when it rained, the Virgin Mary was chopping onions and making God cry

Nancy
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My mom once told me that storms were actually Heaven's worst boy bands that thought they were good enough to play music.

Nai
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I watched Heidi as a kid and she believed that when there was lightning you could see into heaven...so I was never scared and always looked...still do!

Lisa
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When i was about 4 to 5, i used to believe that when there was a thunder storm that dinosours would come outside, so i hid under a table and started crying until it was over.

Anon
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My Grandfather used to tell me that when it thundered the angels in Heaven had knocked over their potatoe barrels and spilled out all the potatoes, and I always thought that that must be one humongous, gigantic barrel and a bunch of clumsy angels.

HoundPup
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I used to believe that thunder was my dead Grandma Caroline bowling in heaven and lighting would occur when she got a strike.

Shannon
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I thought when it was raining God / Angels were crying & When it was thundering & lighting God was mad at his wife. .. sounds good to me still!

Brooklynn :)
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I used to beleive that thunder was made by the clouds crashing together,and that lightening was the light being pushed out from between the clouds when they crashed together!

Terri
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one day, during a storm i told my younger sister that thunder and lightning was the Giant chasing Jack across the cloud tops and shooting at him for steeling his stuff. sometimes it took a long time for Jack to reach his beanstalk and get to safety.

sorry sadist
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when i waz 4 i thaught thunder and lightning was god crying because people were having sex

teneille
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i used 2 belive that when it was fireworks had been set off in volcanoes under the earth crust and that lightning was someone kept turning on the light on and off

gikko
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When I was little and was riding in the car with my Aunt and Uncle it was raining and there was thunder. I asked my Aunt if the thunder was God moving furniture around. I guess I truely thought
God was moving his furniture in his livingroom.
My Aunt and Uncle just laughed and laughed.

ShannaJ
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I used to believe that when lightening struck at night, it was turning the world into day for a few seconds.

Kristine
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Lightning and thunder were produced at the garbage dump.

penny
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