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nature: thunder and lightning

370 beliefs

the best of thunder and lightning

When I was little my dad told me when ever it thundered it was my Grandma bowling a strike.

Anon

everybody believed this

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Thunder is the sound of God bowling

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I used to believe that when lightening struck at night, it was turning the world into day for a few seconds.

— Kristine

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To keep me from being afraid of thunder, when I was little my Mom would tell me that it was the sound of God moving furniture around in Heaven.

— Dave

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Lightning and thunder were produced at the garbage dump.

— penny

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I thought when it was raining God / Angels were crying & When it was thundering & lighting God was mad at his wife. .. sounds good to me still!

— Brooklynn :)

I used to believe…

that when it thunder'd it was angels rolling barrels around heaven.

— daniel copeland calif,u.s.

When I was little I used to think that thunder and lightning was God having a party in heaven with Jesus because they got bored up there. I thought that the thunder was the loud music or someone passing out on the floor, and the lightning was the strobe lights. Boy was I taught to believe wierd things! I suppose it's because my mum thought I was too young to understand science when I was 3 :D

— Susan

i used to believe rain was when Jesus was having a shower

— matt

When i was younger i was terrified of thunder storms n cudn't undastand wot it was n wot all the noise was, so wen eva it wud thunder my mum n dad wud tell me it was all the people in heaven above the clouds movin their furniture around in their homes! n i actualy used 2 believe them!!

— Emma

When I was young I used to beleive that when it thunders, it means that there's a fight and their were asking me to go and fight with thunders and lightening. So would take my plastic sword that were part of my carnival costume and stay in our yard fighting with thunder. Silly me

— Shawn Abela

I once thought that clouds were solid because of cartoons. I thought thunder was formed by those solid clouds colliding with each other. Lightning was formed by people on the top of clouds starting fires and when another cloud crashes into the cloud that they are on, it produces an explosion that sends lightning to earth.

Anon

i used to believe that when there was thunder and lightning, god was taking pictures with a camera of us !
mommy always said "smile !!!"

but instead i was crying

— paris manson

Until I was fifteen, I used to believe that if you stand near the windows or you are touching a glass when there are lightning, you turn into stone.

— Federico

My mum used to tell me that thunder was god re-arranging the furniture.

— Dale

My mother told me that thunder was the sound of the giants bowling. If you listen, you can see why I fell for that one.

— Tracy Lee

When I was little, I used to believe that thunder was actually the sound made when God moved furniture around in heaven.

— Pony

i used to believe (because my mum told me!) that when it thundered that god was angry and the thunder was him shouting at all the bad people.

— karyn

My mother always told me that thunder came from clouds colliding with each other.

— Martijn

When I was a kid, I used to believe that it would thunder when G-D was moving furniture in the sky.

Anon

I remember being told that thunder was just God moving his/her furniture around.

— kipperfeet

My mum used to tell me that someone was delivering bricks at the top of our road when it thundered!

— Deb

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