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I used to believe that clouds were god's poop and thunder was god's farts...
I used to think that clouds were solid, and that if I could find a ladder tall enough, I could go sit on top of one. I told my mom my theory, and was dissapointed to find out that it'd never work.
I used to believe that the weather had to do with GOD's mood. So if it was raining, GOD was mad. If it was sunny, GOD was happy. If it was stormy, HE was angry.
When I was a little girl I actually believed that if I walked under the rainbow,to the other side, I would turn in to a boy! :-)
Sometimes I wish that was true!!
When I was about 7 my brother who was in preschool told me that in school he ran over a rainbow. I believed him and I couldn't wait for it to rain so I could "make a rainbow." Really he had just gone down a slide and pretended it was a rainbow.
When I was little I used to believe that rain was invisible and that only certain people could see it. I thought I was so special and was upset when I told my mum I could see rain but didn't get much of a reaction lol
i thought clouds was candy floss and you can eat them
When I was really small, I saw hail in summer and was convinced it was snowing.
Also, I saw the moon in the morning once and for some reason became convinced it was trying to steal my breakfast!!
I used to believe that when there was thunder it was because God was moving furniture around his house and it was raining because God was moping and he dumped his dirty water outside of His house.
I used to believe that if it was raining and the sun is outside it's because a witch was getting married.
My neighborhood kids and I used to believe that to stop rain, all you had to do was put to knives crossed under a table and it wouldn't rain.
I used to think that seasons changed only because and when we got tired of them. Winter, booooring, and all of a sudden, here comes Spring.
I went to a Catholic school for elementary education. When it rained, I used to think that God was peeing.
I used to believe that when it rained, it was because someone who lived beyond earth was straining pasta they had just cooked. And the clouds which bore the rain was the steam from the cooking of the pasta.
I used to believe that snowflakes were realy big because that the way they were in cartoons but then i moved to place where it snowed and i was wondering what was coming out of the sky and they told me it was snow i was confused lol but then i leared that i was wrong in the first place
i used to think tha if you went outside when it was acid raining the rain would burn holes in your skin
When he was little, my dad thought that clouds were patches of leftover smoke from cannons being shot in the Civil War.
I used to believe that thunder was God moving his furniture; rain was God taking a shower; and lightning was God switching his lights on and off.
My little sis used to think that it was god peeing when it rained. I wonder what she thought he was doing when it was windy?
I used to beleive that some day i would get to the end of the rainbow.