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I used to believe that thunder was God moving his furniture; rain was God taking a shower; and lightning was God switching his lights on and off.
My little sis used to think that it was god peeing when it rained. I wonder what she thought he was doing when it was windy?
I used to beleive that some day i would get to the end of the rainbow.
i used to think that mother nature was a real person
I used to believe that the clouds were made of cotton balls
You know how on the weather they'll show where the "Jet Stream" is going? Well, up until I was 10 YEARS OLD I thought it was caused by jets flying across the country.
I used to belive that 100% air humidity means, air is that humid that it is actually water and therefore the regarding region is completely underwater.
When I was outside playing and the sun would seem to go behind the clouds, I used to think that the sun's mommy was calling him inside to get a drink of water because it was so hot outside. And when it reappeared, it came back out to play.
I used to believe that when I was riding in a car, the wind was just blowing REALLY hard. It had nothing to do with the car pushing air.. It was JUST the air.
Brown or otherwise non-white snow was snowman poop. My kids believe it too!
When I was four I was into doing "rain dances" which were just a lot of jumping around and yelling. One day I put my turkey feather Indian headdress on and ran through the house whooping and shouting until I got really tired. The next day we had a massive rainstorm that caused flooding in a lot of low-lying areas around town. For the next six months I hid every time I saw a police officer because I was positive they knew I caused that flood and they were coming to get me!
I used to believe fog was caused by cows smoking cigars. How could mom be lying?!
Growing up, our neighbor had two small, white stone statutes in her yard, a squirrel and a dog.
One day I was playing the role of Smarter Older Sister and telling my 9-year-old brother about acid rain. "Know those animals in Mrs. Daniels's yard?" I said. "They would still be alive today if they had had the sense to come in out of the acid rain."
He was 11 before he realized how full of shit I was.
When I was little I was listening to the weather and the guy on the radio said "the wind-chill factor", I thought he was saying "the windshield factory", I couldn't figure out what the windshield factory had to do with the weather.
When my daughter was little she would wonder what the sunbeams through the clouds were, especially after a rain storm. I told her they were angels watching over us and everyone else. To this day (she's now 12), when we see streaming sunbeams through the clouds we point out the angels to each other.
i used to believe that all the weathers stayed in space and came out in turns.i had alot of drawings of allthe weathersplaying games in space.. yes, i was a sad little girl
my dad told me that when it rained god had a leak in his faucet so my dead grandpa would fix it because he was a plumber.
When I was small I sat on the front doorstep one day and thought seriously about rain. I came to the concusion that God must have a row of taps in Heaven, and that he turned them on when he wanted to send rain. I felt very satisfied with my theory.
I used to believe that the Sun is real scorching hot on Sundays than on the other days of the week and somehow since i used to play cricket outdoor only on sundays, i used to feel the sun and my belief was there till i reached 8th grade..
When I was little, my grandfather used to tell me that I was so pretty I could walk between the raindrops. Whenever it was cloudy out, but not raining, I believed it really was but I was just walking between the drops. Whenever it really was raining out and I was getting wet, I used to think it was because I did something wrong and so God was punishing me.