weather

I used to think I was allergic to the sun because everytime I looked at it I would sneeze

Heather

I can vivdly remember my sister laughing when I suggested to her that it was impossible to get dirty in winter because all the dirt was frozen. Seemed like sound logic as a kid being told it was time to take a bath.

Anon

I used to believe that when it thundered that was God's stomach rumbling because he was hungry, when it rained that was God crying, the wind was God breathing and i thought that lightening was God's lightbulb blowing.

Anon

When I was little, and it would rain I thought the angels were peeing!

Anon

when i was younger when it would rain outside. i use to believe that god was crying and when it was sunny he forgot the light on.

nikia

When i was younger i used to belive that when i got angry the wind would grow and become faster. The thing was though i was a very angry person when i was younger and didnt relise that i just in a windy country.

tancred

i used to belive that when the light from the sun came through a cloud that it was shining on the ground and taking a dead person up to heaven.

lollypops

If I saw grass waving with the wind, I thought there was a train moving underground. (I lived in the suburbs of NYC, so I knew about subways, even though they weren't in our neighborhood.)

blest2x

I used to believe that when it rained, God was crying.

Stephanie

My older brothers told me that if it rained and the sun was shining, the rain was radioactive! So whenever it happened, I would run for cover as fast as possible so I wouldn't get "radiation poisoning."

Annelee

I used to believe that clouds were made from cotton wool.

John

I used to believe that weather was created by God on a large computer. He used to push buttons to create the weather experienced.

I also believed that thunder was created when the gods went bowling. The lightening came when ever one of them got a strike. Rain was when he was sad and crying. Wind came when god had "gas". Snow came when god had dandruff..

Andrew

When I was very young, I thought that God was married to Mother Nature, and that together they made weather.

Anon

I used to think that tornadoes were giant tomatoes that would sit on top of your house until everyone died.

Maggie

When I was two, my mom use to tell me to never drink the rain. She didn't tell me why so I thought it was angles peeing onto Earth. I believed this until I was 11.

Em.

When I was young, I thought that the smoke that jets leave behind them was how clouds were formed.

Rebecca

Rain was God taking a piss.

Jamie

When I was a little girl, I was afraid I could rip the clouds with my feet when I soared too high on the swings!

Camille D.