weather

When my friend was small she couldn't get the word foggy right. Always said froggy. Her parents thought it was so cute until one day being driven to school on a very "froggy" day she was staring out her window and said to her mom, "Those frogs must be REALLY small!"

Storky

i used to think that the clouds were made of whipped cream but i then found out that they were not when i went through them on an aeroplane

Jaspriya Atwal

I used to believe that winter came because the earth had moved farther away from the sun. It never occured to me that it was summer in other parts of the world, I thought we had global summers and winters. That never explained why it never snowed during our Christmas time, which is in summer.

gary b

I used to think that when it rained,it meant God was washing his hands

Anon

I used to believe that when it rained god was peeing!

Emily

I used to think Tornadoes was when you'd see huge tomatoes attacking the town and ruining everything, what a freak.

Amie

When I was little I loved to play in the raing. Until my cousin told me that the rain was the angels peeing. I was so grossed out I wouldnt even walk to the car in the rain. I was only four.

Lisa Marie

I used to believe that the weather people would always make it hotter in London that anyway else in britain because they lived there

Anon

i used to believe that giants lived in the sky, and when it rained it was cos the giants were upset and were crying.

purplesquishy

being one of 4 childern my mum and dad always told us that popping the bubble wrap bubbles but holes in the ozone layer leading to the end of the world. so mean........

laura

i used to think taht when it rained heavily it was all the dead people sitting on clouds, and were chucking buckets of water down on us

meaty

when i was like 5,i asked someone why the sun was shining but there was rain coming down(i thought rain only came when it was dark)anywayz,that retard told me that god was taking a shower...:P

god takes showers!!!

i used to believe that u can jump in the clouds and everything was gonna b ok!!

gaby

When I was little, I drew on the grass with chalk because I wanted it to snow. The next day it did snow and I thought it was because of the chalk.

Anon

When my mother was a little girl, her cousin shot his pistol into the air. Soon after, the first red streaks of sunset appeared. Mum was horrified.. she thought her cousin had injured the sky and made it bleed.

petronella

When i was little i used to think that the smoke coming from the mills smokestacks made the weather. Like they programmed the weather for the day and made it whatever they felt like.

Cody Spaulding

when i was a little girl i used to believe that rain is broght down to earth when goddesses who cry over their dead husband (gods)corpes who fought with each other in war.

shamala vassu