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1,015 beliefs

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I used to believe that, by moving their branches from one side to another, trees made wind.

— Pilar

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Factories make clouds

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When I was little I loved to play in the raing. Until my cousin told me that the rain was the angels peeing. I was so grossed out I wouldnt even walk to the car in the rain. I was only four.

— Lisa Marie

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I used to believe that the weather people would always make it hotter in London that anyway else in britain because they lived there

Anon

i used to believe that giants lived in the sky, and when it rained it was cos the giants were upset and were crying.

— purplesquishy

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being one of 4 childern my mum and dad always told us that popping the bubble wrap bubbles but holes in the ozone layer leading to the end of the world. so mean........

— laura

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i used to think taht when it rained heavily it was all the dead people sitting on clouds, and were chucking buckets of water down on us

— meaty

when i was like 5,i asked someone why the sun was shining but there was rain coming down(i thought rain only came when it was dark)anywayz,that retard told me that god was taking a shower...:P

— god takes showers!!!

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When I was younger, I used to believe that when it rained, God was taking a shower, and thunder & lightning were his way of keeping Peeping Toms away.

Anon

i used to believe that u can jump in the clouds and everything was gonna b ok!!

— gaby

When I was little, I drew on the grass with chalk because I wanted it to snow. The next day it did snow and I thought it was because of the chalk.

Anon

i thought that the weather man had a machine that controlled the weather. every day he would pick whatever weather he wanted it to be, and thats how he was able to forecast what the weather was going to be. i also thought he could do really random ones if he wanted, like making it snow cottage cheese.

— john

When my mother was a little girl, her cousin shot his pistol into the air. Soon after, the first red streaks of sunset appeared. Mum was horrified.. she thought her cousin had injured the sky and made it bleed.

— petronella

When i was little i used to think that the smoke coming from the mills smokestacks made the weather. Like they programmed the weather for the day and made it whatever they felt like.

— Cody Spaulding

when i was a little girl i used to believe that rain is broght down to earth when goddesses who cry over their dead husband (gods)corpes who fought with each other in war.

— shamala vassu

When I was younger I used to think that clouds were mado out of diamonds. My first time on a plane I tried very hard to figure out how to open the window, and was very disappointed when I couldn't. It was my get rich quick scheme. What made me think this? Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds. Makes sense doesn't it?

— poor

when i was 5 my dad told me that if i ever touched the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow that i would turn into a chicken, and i was too scared to ask anybody if it was true, just in case it actually was!! i didn't find out the truth till i was like 11!!

— nellie

When I was very wee, I used to believe that I could catch the clouds. Every time the fog would come in, I would run outside with my pillow case, desperately trying to catch them. I thought that if I was sucessful, my pillow case would carry me up to the sky and I could live on the clouds.

— Holli M.

When I was about three, I used to believe that the rain was caused by Jesus' peeing down on the earth!

— Gretchen

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My sister told me that snow was God's dandruff.

— Erin

i used to think when it started raining it was god flushing the toilet

— edel

My Cousin used to believe that when it rained, God must have been crying.

Anon

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